Namaste, Motherfuckers

Kaitlyn - 25 - Australian And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

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[newblogisjacindaelena]

by marleenannema

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[bigduckenergy]

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

[g0h0st]

IT GOT BETTER.

[youthgreed]

[mystiphy]

[hoodjab]

I’m that person that sticks their hands in-between their thighs when they’re cold

[oreaux-blog]

[sebastian-cock-blog]

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

[luxurae]

[sanitated]

─╤╦︻

[jusitinsbiebers]

[worldlyvibe-deactivated20150319]

[mitsoukos-deactivated20141212]

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

[starlightnymph]

[ba614-deactivated20160821]

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS. HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY.  HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT. This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

[niknak79]

[hey---wd]

And I’m just sitting over here like 

[ihernglass]

[pbh3]

First time experiencing the rain.

[evergreensandmist]

This gets me every time

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