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velidewrites

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

My cat when my husband and I come home in the middle of the night from the bar:

#hp #harry potter #me my friends and i #molly weasley #harry potter and the chamber of secrets

Me, drunk, saying things to my husband which I feel are of equal importance:

1. "I want us to have a child but I feel like getting pregnant would kill my career."

2. "I read on Saturday that nicotine patches are safe during pregnancy. "

3. "I really have to pee. "

#me my friends and I #i was drunk #drunk thoughts

dearemma

oscar-isaac

🧪

SPIDER-MAN (2002) SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021)

marvelladiesdaily

Rumlow said “BUCKY”… and all of a sudden I was a 16-year-old kid again, in Brooklyn. And people died. It’s on me.

Captain america: civil wars (2016) dir. Russo Brothers

moss-wizard

What a year this week has been.

we-dont-matteratall

It’s Monday.

jacuwi

It sure as hell is.

actualaster

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

mmmmmmmmarvel

The Avengers broke up. We’re toast. Broke up? Like a band? Like the Beatles?

marisatomay

penelope garcia, known hotchgirl

ssamorganhotchner

me too Pen.. me too.

adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva

david tennants so funny to me cuz hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

summerofspock

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

indieninja92

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

shittinggold

Change my mind

currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody

sigridkaffen

for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next

indieninja92

michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut

nerdythangs

charlottemadison42

i didn’t think this could get better but then it did

smolfoxbab

can’t believe this iconic moment hasnt shown up on my dash yet in light of today

et tu

thestuffedalligator

“Vampires change humans, but humans change vampires,” said the vampire.

The human frowned. “Like - into humans?”

“No, no, it’s like - it’s like the sunlight thing. One day we’re fine with sunlight, and then the next day you go, ‘You know what, we’re changing the rules, now sunlight makes you burst into flames and die.’ Half of us were wiped out because we didn’t get the memo, and the other half had to go underground.”

“We never-”

“You did,” said the vampire. “Ever since Nosferatu came out, humans have known that sunlight kills vampires. It never did before, but it always has ever since.”

“Because of a movie?”

“Because of stories. That’s your part of the power. Humans tell stories to change the world around them. You don’t know you’re doing it most of the time, but whenever we get too big, you change the rules and make us start from scratch.”

“So you get super-strength, shapeshifting, flight, mind-control, and an unending bloodlust-”

“And you get to be the kid on the playground who says he has an ‘everything-proof-shield.’”

“I still think you have the better end of the deal here.”

“We really don’t. Now let me in.”

“No.”