The Difference Between Unhinged Straight Men and Unhinged Straight Women
Told Through Birthday Gifts
Het Guy Friend: Rainbow socks, "edibles", and a copy of the Communist Manifesto
Het Girl Friend: "Eat her out" tote bag, nipple pasties, and brunch reservations.
Honestly, probably the best "congrats on being gay" gifts I have received thus far!
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