Part Time Cryptid

This is really unexpected... I love birds and cute stuff. ☆〜（ゝ。∂） Watch me fail at life~ 29|Aquarius|she/her/they/them

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[doh007]

Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!

[woman-becomer]

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

[dogtoks]

[latchofficial]

[coldpapernightmare]

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

[the-cuix]

forgot to post it here

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]

[alwaystiredshark]

For more of my art @alwaystiredshark

my Instagram

[nyatasha6]

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

[whiteantcrawls]

The world is very small. Never forget that.

[wellfine]

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

[glittervermin]

[kyrush]

American comedians, apparently iykyk

[apollos-boyfriend]

got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!

[oatmealmcswagger]

[in-sufficientdata]

Boney McClyde does the last of the autumn chores, even though he'd rather rest

[in-sufficientdata]

My husband just showed me the picture one of our 12yos took of it and I feel like I shouldn't have wasted my time

[toonlink1210]

This genuinely looks like a GooseBumps cover

[epherwillc]

Night of the Skeleton Lawnmower

[girlnephew]

[thememedaddy]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Be like Sugar

[black-quadrant]

Homestuck fans who have been here since the 2010s holla

[foone]

I've been here so long that I originally had one of the troll's names as my tumblr username