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michelle / 24 / toronto

[rampagebb]

[bleutempete]

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

[surprisebitch]

honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe

[collegiate-confession]

When participation counts for the group project grade and you know nothing about the topic

[rrrrosie]

I want to die

[insomniac-arrest]

feeling when entering a store

walmart- paranoia

7/11- certainty

target- home

super target- your estranged aunt’s home

macy’s- smugness

Home Depot- loss

whole foods- the kale feeling

CVS- the all knowing eye of God

dunkin donuts- a lady yelling at me in a brooklyn accent

walgreens- grandpa’s firm hand shake

costco- endurance

[lilwhitbit-deactivated20220204]

Omg I’m in the nail salon and this girl who looks vaguely familiar is like “OMG WHITLEY???!! GIRL HOW ARE YOU!”

and I’m like “I’m good girl how bout you? You look great!” Not knowing who the fuck she is or where I know her from

And long story short I’m going to some sort of function with her and other people tonight and I still don’t know who this girl is

[lilwhitbit-deactivated20220204]

Update:

So we get there and I’m like I gotta come clean so I tell her “okay so listen, you’re gonna probably laugh your ass off but I honestly don’t remember us meeting before haha but I’m always down to meet and chill with new people, you seem super nice!”

and she’s like “I’m not surprised you forgot, you were trashed haha”

She tells me we met at my friends halloween party and I was DRUNK AS FUCK(tbh I blacked out. Tequila smh) and I apparently complimented her on her costume and makeup and we sat talking about makeup for like 15 minutes and I stayed with her in the bathroom while she was throwing up and when I started to throw up she stayed with me and put my hair in a ponytail for me. She also put my vampire teeth in my purse so I wouldn’t lose them.

ANYWAYS last night we had a blast, we click so well and we’re gonna go get our nails done together in two weeks!!!!

This is easily the most off the wall shit that has happened to me in 2016

Moral of the story is: other drunk girls you make friends with at a party can actually be your friend sober

[andrewmcmahonmusic]

This song started out in my notebook as a series of vignettes. They were all scenes from a life lived on the road. There is something that happens to a person after being gone for a great length from the place they call home. I am someone who craves constant motion, but once plane rides and hotel nights accumulate there is a sense that the world has shifted in some imperceivable way. That maybe the people you love and the things that you hope are waiting for you back home have all moved on in your absence. It was in one of these lengthy missions that the title of this song found its way from my pen to the page. I think the beauty of the lyric is that even in its prescribed sense of alienation there is hope. A sense that no matter how far away you get that there is someone, some place worth returning to.

Watch the lyric video for “Walking In My Sleep.”

Pre-order Zombies On Broadway (out Feb. 10th) Starting on Friday you’ll be able to get the song everywhere - there are some pretty awesome CD/vinyl bundles on the website too.

[basementdemo]

how the hell could you say twenty one pilots is inferior to 3oh!3!? 3oh!3 is slut music!!! twenty one pilots is about real issues, and struggling with our inner demons. blurryface helped us so much when we all struggled. we found our own kitchen sinks. we fought blurryface together. and what has your 3oh!3 done? written a song called "my dick". they're just manchildren. learn to better your taste in music. stay alive |-/

[brendan-murphy-deactivated20211]

describe ur life in 3 words :

alonefoodtired

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[vigilantejustice]

2017 is going 2 be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues

[ohboiii]

[yivialo]

LMFAO

[adoringbeyonce]

LMFAOOOO This makes this 1000x better!

[automatic-caution-door]

[localstarboy]

this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen

[decalexas]

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

[dewchild-deactivated20170827]

someone: *points out that a black highlighter makes no fucking sense*

jeffree star: you fucking piece of shit. how dare you question me, your makeup queen. you’re a fucking bully and you’re ugly and you should worry about you’re own ugly face rather than my products. did you know I have a dog named daddy? you’re kinkshamjng me and kinkshaming my products. I’ll have you know I cummed ALL over my black highlighter yesterday when Nathan shoved it up my ass. fucking cesspool

[lightedss-deactivated20180424]

Literally all they did was present how his fucking black highlight worked and commented on the obvious ridiculousness of it ???? Jeffree star needs to leave

[dewchild-deactivated20170827]

if you still support and/or defend JS then unfollow me

[southeastsappho]

white beauty youtuber: *breathes*

white beauty youtuber: OK BREATH, come thru oxygen! i am livin for these lungs! i see u respiration!

[mexicanheaux]