witch/90s dad (either, or)

i post stuff i like or hate or exhaled through my nose at; IG: @suddenlyapril (april / 24 / design student / trying my best)

[dcvina-claires]

i love it when a piece of media is like: is there anything more painful than knowing your sibling? is there anything more tragic than knowing they are the only person who will ever share the same experience as you? they were the only constant in your life. they were there since birth and now, no matter how they betray you, you will still love them. you will always feel the need to protect them even if you can no longer bring yourself to talk to them. will anyone else be able to understand? will anybody be able to love you and hate you and fear you the same way a sibling loves you and hates you and fears you? no, probably not

[memorycycle]

youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$

the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede

[frogmoss1]

hiring a mercenary

[allthatispeculiar]

[thetruemek]

[cannibalchicken]

[cosmonautroger]

Gary Larson, 1984

[puyopuyo]

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[escuerzoresucitado]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[hugewoman]

Women in stem

[precariouswizardry]

[effervescentluminescence]

Kate Bush—outtakes from Hounds of Love album cover shoot

[soundsof71]

Hounds of Napping

[pukicho]

The orcs

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[powpowhammer]

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[terramythos]

Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

[minovskyy]

such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin

[terramythos]

Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?

[minovskyy]

[ysolt]

bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

[ysolt]

my life is a joke i live 2 minutes from a castle in one direction and the old town market in the other. you can see remnants of the old walls in part of the town, our library used to be the medieval townhall. we have a 500 y/o fairy tree overlooking the entire valley. and i dont even have any elves to fuck

[captainglitterbuns]

[maptitude1]

Predators in France (brown for bears, black for wolves, yellow for lynx)

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

white for frenchmen