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Katie | 🩷💜💙 | she/her | under 21

[maybepassiveaggressive]

they must get utis like crazy in urinetown

[maybepassiveaggressive]

the little mermaid should have ended with them both becoming mermaids and not the other way around

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[lilbatsunglasses]

A sleepless night with Phil and also subsequently Dan

[maybepassiveaggressive]

I’m so fucking upset with my grandfather’s sons right now. like nana has given up so much for their father and they can’t even let her keep/stay in the damn house after he goes to memory care. also on a selfish level I don’t want to give it up, I spent so many summers at the lake as a kid and I love it there.

[mavity]

fumbled the interaction

[terrymidfield]

Sometimes a road trip is just you, your best friend, two girls you picked up on the side of the road, a Russian man that's following you and a confusing number of briefcases.

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[rangerofthesouth]

This came to me in the shower

[milk-is-stable]

What’s a sfth fan who’s starting book binding as a hobby to do? Why, recreate the Book of All Time, of course!

This is a paperback rebind, I made every part of the cover myself, including the end papers inside (which are below). It was *so* much fun, even if I did have to start over because the first font that I chose for the cursive didn’t interact well with the vinyl and made me have to throw out nearly an entire sheet of the stuff 😅

[magicbymikaila]

I’ve discovered you’re friends with my mom’s friend. small world I guess.

sorry for answering this 27363738 years later but omg hi small world!! and also I am now contemplating when I got so old that I am now in the age range of “my mom’s friend” hahaha

[maybepassiveaggressive]

my mom is in her 50s so I don’t think you have to worry about that yet lol. Mom has known Bailey (magicwandblonde on insta/tiktok) since I was little. when we still lived in Chicago she worked at the kinder care I attended and they kept in contact after I started elementary school. she actually gave us some recs for places to go when we went to New York my sophomore year of high school!

[just-your-average-tangerine]

[mildeleef]

Something possessed me and made me wanna draw old men

[dpdailyupdate]

Dan and Phil on PJs Instagram!

1 July 2026

[maybepassiveaggressive]

I keep seeing people say Mr Poe was just as bad as if not worse than count Olaf which is ridiculous because poe’s biggest crime is being an idiot and neglectful while olaf tried to marry a fourteen year old girl, kidnapped so many children, and committed copious amounts of murder

[rumplesword]

i hope in every single now you see me they keep the tradition of changing atlas’s haircut so in now you forty me they have to mix it up with a dyed mohawk or an eye shaved into his buzzcut or something…

[onetobeamupart]

Hello we are very normal and friendly tortallan diplomats please let us into your country its fine we are very nice