One Day I'll Go Outside

I do not control the hyperfixation, the hyperfixation controls me. And the hyperfixation demands I think way too much about silly stories made up on the spot by four british theater kids.

[milk-is-stable]

Intro / Masterlist

Hello! My name's Taylor, and this is my Shoot From the Hip sideblog! Follows/likes come from @ironwoman359. I'm a bi-ace adult, she/her, and am based in the US. My asks/dms are always open if you wanna talk/geek out about anything sfth related!

I dabble in a lot of different creative exploits. You can find my sfth longform posters under #sfth poster, my sfth video edits under #my edit, and my writing at the links below (I'm also IronWoman359 on AO3) Thanks for stopping by!

Fanfic:

@the-astral-coven (multi) - Multiverse Astral Plane connection story told via rp/askblog mechanics, with a focus on Jasper POV.

Questionable Choices (The Milkman, wip) - Jemima Steven backstory.

The Eyes of a Child (The Creak in the Attic, wip) - Junior and Jim make their plan to make Marty confess his deeds.

For the Family (The Grape Depression, wip) - Maria tries to keep her family from falling apart in the midst of tragedy.

A Beautiful Thing (Never Give Annabelle a Gun) - Three times that someone calls Annabelle a "beautiful thing," and how she reacts.

Remember Your Vows (Inside the Mysterious Cube) - Bubba is afraid that Jeremiah came back wrong.

The Shoot from the Hip Hunger Games (multi) - I put 24 of the SFTH child characters into an online Hunger Games simulator, and then wrote out the results into a 14 chapter dramatization. Be aware that, since it is a Hunger Games story, there is major character death!

[milk-is-stable]

I love how you can tell whether a fan artist was American or British based on how they draw Rod from force of extinction….for my fellow Americans who maybe don’t know as much British vernacular, when Sam said Rod was wearing a vest, he probably did not mean the clothing in the left image, he meant the right:

Rod isn’t dressed like this:

He’s literally dressed like THIS:

[noxlotl]

Radishon blu crew

I basically just drew David Mitchell for Rod there (wait FUCK i forgot to add the names in ) )

[therevengeisnigh]

"LIONEL, GO NONBINARY!"

quote of all time tbh

and in pride month too

[alex-e-thymia]

[rangerofthesouth]

Goooood mornin lovely pigeons!!!may I present my annabutch piece!!!!! @weird-trash-panda thank you for your background suggestion! It worked!! Heheheheheh!

Sigh...me and who when?

[lunardelphox]

THIS IS STUNNING

I am totally normal about these two.

I swear.

AAAAAAA

[randomised000]

“How can you dance without music?” - My DM

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[thebookcases]

Everyone who rates books does it in a way that's specific to them...what does a five star book mean to you? What about three stars? Do you use decimals? Today, we're talking all things ratings, from our personal rating scale to the very concept of what a "review" is even for.

[therevengeisnigh]

Fullset O'Hands walked so Reginald Filubus could...do whatever that was

[itsm0onshine]

describing sfth lfs badly # 5

this kid has better eyesight than everyone else in this "community".

The meringue haberdashery

The glass eye

The sins of the gardener

The enigma of the high visionary

Voting ended onJun 14

[thebookcases]

Everyone who rates books does it in a way that's specific to them...what does a five star book mean to you? What about three stars? Do you use decimals? Today, we're talking all things ratings, from our personal rating scale to the very concept of what a "review" is even for.

[applepixls]

theres a beautiful universe in which christopher and ryan weren’t given the call to action by mr congolese government and subsequently almost murdered a few times and given immense trauma between the death of jaknet and the death/betrayal of priyanka and instead spent their road trip sitting in the trunk of their chevy looking at the stars and discovering what their friendship meant to them (and maybe kissing a little i mean what who said that)

[lliwless]

big tribute to lock stock ep 4 as a thank u for the emotional damage

(zoom in for details!! i put a bunch of stuff in this one :D)

[ironwoman359]

Hey what if I just cried

[thehighvisionary]

Back on my drawing the plagueround characters to tad songs bullshit

I have the idea that Sgt. Lewis favours Monty because theyre both autistic because i love them both so they need to be more like me.

I also love the idea that she is ace because she is badass and ace people deserve more badass women representation imo

Annoyingly I've cut the lyric off before it says theyre not flawed. I dont think shes flawed because of the attributes im giving her but I think its her fear that she is and she pushes herself as hard as possible to prove shes as good as the cursed men she surrounds herself with.

[tomatorangewhatever]

Ladies and gentlemen, clap your hands and stomp your feet and welcome—

pretty satisfied with both versions and couldn't pick which one to post so I keep both ;)

oooops just found that the subtitles on the second picture look a little crooked ndjsgahejdcj never mind

[ckret2]

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

[ckret2]

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.