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This is me, coming back from the dead.

#tiene espinas el rosal #y mi alma está llorando

dankmemeuniversity

dectech

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

maybeplayingsmash

Always reblog Uncle Iroh’s tea.

invertprivileges

some of you freaks 100 years ago: stop talking about voting, men might get mad 🥺

msbanoonoonoos

“Men and women are partners. If you truly cared about your hubby, then your vote would be the same as his anyway 🥰🧐…unless you don’t trust your husband, you ugly pickme tramp.”

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch

Who actually says this?

I swear some of yall make up shit to get mad at

r4cs0

Who you ask?

Retarded feminists

decadentparadisekitty

??? the point is that people are misogynist in ways that are socially acceptable. in the past, it was acceptable to think women shouldn’t vote. nowadays we have more rights, but people aren’t gung ho about women in general.

maybeplayingsmash

No, this is the actual point:

#yay discourse

picsthatmakeyougohmm

6qubed

my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players

thedeadtravelfast

@nightcrawler-fan

6qubed

#his expression in the last panel is black comic gold #the best part is that his dad was trying to be nice

are you sure. are you sure calvin’s dad is not a seasoned elder trickster. are you sure this isn’t the exact outcome he was hoping for

backdropkid-deactivated20190630

ok but that’s actually canon

raeloganthesonic06fangirl

You forgot this one

thebibliosphere

*looks pointedly at ETD*

lyricwritesprose

Calvin’s dad is basically a Calvin who has learned that he can’t get away with running outside naked or throwing snowballs at neighborhood girls, but he is still precisely the same little shit under the thin veneer of civilization.

davidmann95

@lyricwritesprose Calvin and Hobbes has been one of my favorite things since I could read and Calvin’s dad one of my favorite characters, but that last comment blew my mind wide open. Of course that’s what he is. Of course.

hellenhighwater

Calvin’s dad is a lawyer.

emmaubler

Look at Calvin’s dad and you see Calvin’s future.

01189998819991197253andahalf-de

"you can never ban me from manufacturing guns, gotcha ya!" Yeah dummy, the thing is we're making it difficult to maintain guns over long periods of time. I've said it before you all, and I do mean you ALL, are too stupid to manufacture C3H5N3O9 in your garage. It's difficult now to reload and none of you posse the necessary knowledge to synthesize a chemical compound, just wait until we ban high explosives from private ownership. #OneDayCloser

Your mouth can't synthesize fatherly approval from my cock either but you're still out here trying.

maybeplayingsmash

Same energy

#yay discourse

suppermariobroth

Immensely rare “Big Ol’ Mario” plush that was offered for sale in the Nintendo Power Supplies Catalog in 1998. So few of the plushes were produced that until recently, it was believed that they were never released at all, with this one only being found in 2022.

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blessed bird

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

liquidstar

they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day

liquidstar