[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[yesornopolls]

Do you live within 10 miles of a sea/ocean?

Do you live within 10 miles of a sea/ocean?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[freakoutgirl]

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[kazieka]

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

[kazieka]

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

[stu-pidity-deactivated20220206]

Yes please show us the gamers

[kazieka]

here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot

[someoctober]

I love drawing cats

[kazieka]

OH MY GODDDDD

[bambicest]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[energyprison]

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

[schedude]

[domesticatedshrimp]

let’s be quite the glad child with mama

[yesornopolls]

do you find ocean life interesting

Do you find ocean life interesting?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 5

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️

[castlevolkihar]

obsession friday soon

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it