mayday

hipsterslikedmymagicbeans reincarnated

[mayday-gayday]

INTRO!

HI!

my names Mayhem, but you can call me may or any other nickname you can think of for short!

im non-binary and use they/he pronouns, and im an aroace lesbian

fictionkin!! :P -> I kin rainbow dash [mlp], spider-man [tasm], gregory house [house md], pomni [tadc], loki [marvel], and bilbo baggins [the hobbit and lotr] :3 (idk why theyre all so different lmao)

before being tragically terminated, I was @/hipsterslikedmymagicbeans on here and ran a few other blogs too :D

im a MINOR!!!!!!!! beware of my minor-ness

some tags ill use:

#mays sillies - random things

#posts from the bean - mentioning my termed blog

#go to sleep - when its late and I should be sleeping

#may draws or #may animates - drawing or animating

#may the clown - posts about me being a clown! (I enjoy being a clown immensly)

#may writes - when im writing fanfiction or about my ocs

#to kill a dragon - posts about my fanfiction of the Burning Tree (father's band)

#the world of sram - posts about the world my ocs live in that i am creating!

platonically married to @eldritchcats and several band friends

children (that I remember the urls of): @godsmostinsufferablefool @callmethesoulormyname

super duper awesome cool grandson!!: @thetrainandmapnerd

dating @ballsamicvinaigrette !!

straw.page: (yes it says my name is rain there, please still call me may on here)

ill probably update this later but yeah yay tumblr

[ellegamgee]

Rewatching The Hobbit movies behind the scenes clips. And I have to ask:

Has anyone written anything with Bilbo flipping the bird/giving the middle finger to people who piss him off?

(Aka his dwarves. And also anyone who dares say anything against his dwarves. No, this is not a contradiction in the slightest. 😆)

Going with the idea/headcanon/whatever that hobbits have this gesture and it means the same thing to Bilbo as it did to Martin Freeman.

Do the dwarves have it, too, or at least understand the meaning? If not, do they figure it out from context, or does Bilbo hide its meaning?

Does he get away with flipping them off behind their backs, at least for a little while, before he is caught?

If the dwarves didn't already use this gesture, do they pick up the habit from their hobbit?

I just feel like this would be a fun addition to Sassy Bilbo, and fits him well.

P.S. If the dwarves doesn't know what it meant, and Bilbo tries to explain: Does he start with the literal explanation first, which causes more confusion? (Ain't interested in you like that, laddie.)

(Does Thorin catch himself wishing it *was* the literal meaning, an invitation he almost accepts, before he finds out? 🤣)

Feel free to use if interested. Crack free for the taking.

[ahedderick]

I'll have whatever they're having.

[wynandcore]

In Heaven together

[krysoslov]

le lit, henri de toulouse-lotrec

[toki-like-eat-kfc]

[KISS ME]

[arthfsac]

Three days left till they're available in my region!

[bandalbitch]

what would i Even dm my moots like Hello Internet Friend

[verkomy]

glóin and baby gimli

you can get a print here: inprnt!

[brimstone-cowboy]

Thorin, Fíli and Kíli

[anonymousvillain]

breaking my silence

i am the person who gives the autism for vaccines

i donate my autism monthly to big pharma

to give it to your kids

[ministarfruit]

Can we see bard's reaction to the elven kings backless gowns?

bard is somewhat of a catastrophiser so obviously he's being very normal about it (lie)

[queerbatblr]

(with my laptop right up to my face at 1am)

omggg why dont i feel tired omggg this is so weird lolll i cant sleep whaaat

[dia-reads-too-much]

Just finished my first readthrough of lotr and Frodo and Sam are the most secret third thing ever

[nadiajustbe]

Saw a post about how Sam and Frodo's love is the most consistent parts in all the variations and adaptations of lotr which is so incredible and objectively true

But also, you know what is the most spectacular thing about it? It's like that because it has to be. Because if you make it so Frodo doesn't love Sam, or so Sam doesn't love Frodo, the story crumbles, it stops being the Lord of the Rings, it ends the narrative fully.

You absolutely cannot, almost physically unable, to adapt Lotr while removing their love from the picture. It is the glue that holds the story, no, the whole Middle-Earth together, and without it those books, those movies, those musicals and retellings and illustrations, cannot exist.

Because Frodo that doesn't love Sam is unable to fight off the Ring and have that will that prevents him from ever actually hurting Sam. Because Sam that doesn't love Frodo wouldn't risk drowning just to go after him. Because Frodo that doesn't love Sam would no longer care about anyone around him. Because Sam that doesn't love Frodo wouldn't fight off the monstrous demon just to avenge for him. Because Frodo that doesn't love Sam can't go on with hope still in his heart. Because Sam that doesn't love Frodo is unable to joke in the walls of Cirith Ungol, and Frodo that doesn't love Sam is unable to laugh at it for the first time in mouths. Because Sam that doesn't love Frodo is unable to carry him to the top the Mountain by his will alone, and Frodo that doesn't love Sam would never accept such a gesture.

Because Sam that doesn't Frodo wouldn't vow to go with him to the end of the world and Frodo that doesn't love Sam would never make it to the Mount Doom.

You can make it so Merry and Pippin no longer exist, you can make it so Gandalf dies in Moria, hell, you can make it so Aragorn is no longer the heir of Gondor, but you absolutely cannot take out Sam and Frodo being in love. Because it is an integral part of the story. It is as important to the book as pages and as important to the movies as the cameras and as important to the musical as the song. Try as you might, you can't take it out.

And the will countine love each other, more than everyone ever loved one another, in every universe and in every adaptation, because the mere fact of adapting the story means adapting their love first and foremost. Or it is no longer the Lord of the Rings.

[godsmostinsufferablefool]

Friend over for sleepover and u have. Officially run out of things to do (made them play smash or pass)

[truestoriesaboutme]

I think my actual favorite part of Fellowship of the Ring the novel is when Frodo does a big musical number in Bree and it's implied that Hey Diddle Diddle is a corrupted version of a poem that Bilbo made up