Mistress of Silly Voices

[wumbreon]

The time the burning animation scared me, now in color

[beemovieerotica]

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[victusinveritas]

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[cryptixotic]

the horse ! It’s bringing you flowers !

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[rllysleepyy]

if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead

[maeru-tan]

little guys :)

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

Starting a collection

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[home-and-having-tea]

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[libertineangel]

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

There is a series of additions which provide necessary elaboration and address a lot of shit people are saying on this post.

[markovchaingang]

of course, like anybody else would, the first thing i did upon getting my time machine was go back in time and kill hitler when he was just a child. but when i came back a cursory google search revealed that there was some other charismatic guy called jan krupp who staged a coup and took control of germany leading to ww2. so naturally i went back in time and killed him before he could grow up and commit genocide. but i soon discovered that he'd been replaced by another guy. so i continued on this path of killing and tbh i'm not sure how many german babies i've killed at this point and it's a little hard to find old german newspaper clippings from the ww2 period anymore because they underwent a population collapse around the turn of the 20th century. best i can tell it's this weird german serial killer they called "jack-of-the-cradle" who kept killing newborns. but googling "world war 2" doesn't come up with any results so really i think all i need to do is stop this jack guy and then that'll be mission accomplished

[cadaverkeys]

I die and watch my life repeat in front of me on a big screen in heaven. I correctly identify themes of rebirth and struggle. I ask Saint Peter. "Is that all there is? My life was just a collection of motifs and themes?" He solemnly switches the screen to a placard with his little tedtalk remote thing

[kropotkindersurprise]

[markovchaingang]

new report finds that over 30% of uranium in nuclear power plants is lost via engineers having a little bite when they think nobody's watching

[mayflowers429]

@minovskyy STOP IT

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[fagsex]