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CHDH 43

“Capturing Her Damaged Heart”

Rated M. See chapter 1 for list of warnings. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

Summary: A deadly disease plagues the world. People are dying, the dead are rising. The infection spreads too fast to stop. Everyone tries their best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world, but things get messy for Natsu when he finds a blonde woman on one of his missions. Natsu takes it upon himself to help her, protect her, and accidentally fall in love with her? Zombie Apocalypse AU. Hurt/comfort, angst, romance.

Read Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43

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Chapter Forty-Three: Under the moonlight

(February 25th, 2018 Sunday Noon)

“Aliens? Seriously Cana?” Erza asked, giving her friend a pointed look.

Cana shrugged, a few beads of sweat dripping down her face before she wiped them with the back of her hand. “With everything going on you think aliens would be that weird?”

“Alright,” Levy started, her breath labored as she set her dumbbells down a little too hard, but luckily the padded wrestling room prevented them from making a loud sound. “Say there are aliens, why would they come here to help us?”

“Simple. They want to harvest our planet, and they can’t with all those undead things running around.”

Lucy shook her head, a small smile slipping on her face despite the burn in her legs as she continued her squats. “Wouldn’t they take us out too?”

“She has a point,” Erza said, but Cana wasn’t discouraged.

“Those things can’t think, can’t do anything but destroy. Aliens would take them out without question. But us, we can be an ally to them.”

“You just said they’d want to harvest our planet,” Levy said, sitting down to take a break. “Why try to make allies with us if they can just take us out too and have everything to themselves?”

Cana huffed in response, never pausing her workout. She did lunges back and forth, engaging her core and leg muscles.

It was one way to kill the afternoon, especially since Makarov put a limit on how much alcohol he allowed a person to have. Now she only received one bottle every two weeks, meaning she had to drink it sparingly, which also meant she had a lot more free time on her hands.

Levy repetitively pulled at the top of her shirt, trying to fan herself off. “I’m still hoping the military will do something. Maybe they already are, they just haven’t reached this part yet?”

Lucy kept her mouth shut on the topic. She didn’t want to bring anyone’s mood down with her opinions. ‘There’s no one coming for us. We’re all on our own.’ She didn’t have any inside knowledge, but with as quickly as the virus seemed to spread, she doubted anyone was able to organize on a massive scale.

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CHDH 42

“Capturing Her Damaged Heart”

Rated M. See chapter 1 for list of warnings. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

Summary: A deadly disease plagues the world. People are dying, the dead are rising. The infection spreads too fast to stop. Everyone tries their best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world, but things get messy for Natsu when he finds a blonde woman on one of his missions. Natsu takes it upon himself to help her, protect her, and accidentally fall in love with her? Zombie Apocalypse AU. Hurt/comfort, angst, romance.

Read Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42

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Chapter Forty-Two: Grin and bear it

(February 19th, 2018 Monday Afternoon)

Sweat beat down Natsu’s face as he pushed, the chilly air doing nothing to keep him from overheating. Part of him dreaded when they would take a break. His muscles seemed to ache more when he wasn’t exerting himself. He groaned before spitting, wishing he hadn’t forgotten his toothbrush. “My mouth tastes fucking disgusting.”

Laxus spared him a glance before shaking his head, managing a strained chuckle as he said, “I’ll take your word for it.”

“Almost there!” Millianna called, walking alongside the car as she held onto the steering wheel, directing them to the side of the road. “Got it!”

Natsu and Laxus stopped pushing, both men hunching over the trunk of the car to catch their breath. They had been at it since they started their journey, pushing abandoned vehicles out of the way to make room for their van.

The only breaks they got from the monotonous task was when they rested or killed wandering zombies. Everyone wanted to get the mission over with, so no time was wasted if they could help it.

“Seems like it’d be easier just to walk the whole way,” Gray grumbled as he walked towards their group, followed by Alzach and Kagura.

As much as Natsu detested vehicles, he had to admit they could travel faster by van than by foot. However, the roads were blocked, meaning they had little options. They were more exposed if they abandoned their vehicle, plus they would have to carry all their gear and supplies during the long journey to Hargeon.

They had collectively decided to clear a path, meaning it would be at least two weeks or more before they reached their destination, if they were lucky.

“This’ll make it easier on our way back,” Natsu reminded him, not that he needed it.

Gray sighed, looking back at their progress so far. “Yeah, I know.”

Natsu wiped the sweat from his face before leaning on the car, wondering when they were going to call it a day.

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FTGO! Ch. 95

Rated T. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

Summary: Lucy was having fun playing ‘Pokémon Go!’ when she accidentally put herself in harm’s way. Luckily a pink haired boy saved her just in the nick of time. A ‘thank you’ lunch helped spark a new friendship between them, but Lucy got more than she bargained for when she realized the boy she befriended had a complex past full of dark secrets. Fortunately for him, Lucy won’t be scared away so easily. Modern High School AU. Slight Angst/Drama/Fluff.

Read Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95

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Chapter Ninety-Five: School’s in session

“That’s really cool,” Levy said, clutching her notebook to her chest. “I’m jealous. I’ve never been on a plane before.”

“It was really awesome!” Natsu grinned, lacing his fingers behind his head. He didn’t bother bringing anything but a pencil to school, figuring he wouldn’t need anything for the first day. If he did however, he could always ask to borrow something from his friends, seeing as he had at least one friend in most of his classes for his senior year.

The only class he would be alone in was an art appreciation/history class, but he doubted he would need much for it on the first day.

“How did it feel?” Levy asked, the girl walking beside him on their way to school. They hadn’t meant to run into each other, but it turned into a happy accident. They hadn’t seen each other since the camping trip, which had been weeks ago.

Despite not seeing each other, both were decently caught up on what had been happening in the other’s life. Lucy told Levy about Natsu whenever they hug out, and Gajeel mentioned Levy every once in a while when they were at the shop together. That was, when he wasn’t complaining about his healing toe.

“Hmm, I think the best way to describe it was it felt like I was going up in an elevator, but I couldn’t really tell we were moving when we were up in the air.”

Natsu turned with Levy as they made it closer to the school, cutting through the grass to save some time. He didn’t notice the guys standing under a tree nearby, too engrossed in his conversation.

“I think riding in a plane was probably one of the coolest things to ever happen to me,” Natsu said, almost smiling before someone shouted.

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CHDH 41

“Capturing Her Damaged Heart”

Rated M. See chapter 1 for list of warnings. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

Summary: A deadly disease plagues the world. People are dying, the dead are rising. The infection spreads too fast to stop. Everyone tries their best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world, but things get messy for Natsu when he finds a blonde woman on one of his missions. Natsu takes it upon himself to help her, protect her, and accidentally fall in love with her? Zombie Apocalypse AU. Hurt/comfort, angst, romance.

Read Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41

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Chapter Forty-One: Valentine’s Day

(February 14th, 2018, Wednesday Noon)

“That makes the third person,” Mavis said, reading from the report Erza had written up. Her somber eyes looked up before folding the paper, making a mental note to write it down in the main journal later. “Who found her?”

“Her granddaughter,” Erza replied, ignoring the dull ache in her heart. It hadn’t been the first person to die on base, and she doubted it would be the last. “She’s being calmed down while someone goes in and cleans their room. I think she’ll get better with a few days off from work.”

Mavis nodded before taking a heavy breath. “That’s what we did for the other families, so I see no reason why she can’t take time off as well.”

“Is there anything else you need me for?” Erza asked, relieved when Mavis shook her head. It had been a long morning, and it showed no signs of ending soon.

“You’re dismissed. Thank you.”

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CHDH 40

“Capturing Her Damaged Heart”

Rated M. See chapter 1 for list of warnings. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

Summary: A deadly disease plagues the world. People are dying, the dead are rising. The infection spreads too fast to stop. Everyone tries their best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world, but things get messy for Natsu when he finds a blonde woman on one of his missions. Natsu takes it upon himself to help her, protect her, and accidentally fall in love with her? Zombie Apocalypse AU. Hurt/comfort, angst, romance.

Read Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40

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Chapter Forty: Decisions

(February 8th, 2018 Thursday Morning)

It wasn’t unusual for Natsu to dream about his life before the outbreak. He had no control over his dreams, and most of the time he enjoyed little snippets of his life before, but there was one type of dream he hated.

Natsu didn’t dislike his job at Magnolia Mart, but he definitely didn’t like when it popped up in his dream. The only thing worse than working was working without any pay. He would always wake up exhausted, only to go to his new job which required a good deal of energy.

So, Natsu wasn’t upset when reality pulled him out of his slumbers, but that relief quickly vanished when he heard Lucy beside him, her sounds being the cause of his disrupted sleep.

It had been so long since Natsu woke up to Lucy’s screams, but that didn’t wake him this time. Instead of sobs or whimpers, the girl was hanging off the bed, one hand clutching the mattress to keep herself upright while the other covered her mouth as she coughed.

Violently.

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“i can’t do simple hygiene bc im depressed” that’s easy babe! just do simple hygiene

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Y’all always have to wallow in your misery instead of considering maybe, just maybe, the encouragement people like this give is just telling people to do one, easy thing instead of worrying about a whole routine. Can’t make yourself shower? That’s fine, just brush your teeth. Don’t have the energy to do your hair? Okay, just brush your teeth.

Making 1 small change that can start improving your mood leads to other small changes. When I couldn’t make myself shower I would make sure I changed underwear every day. And then I started using baby wipes to keep myself fresh. And then I worked my way back to trying to take showers every day. My record might not be perfect but I’m getting better.

It’s really unhealthy to keep the mindset that anyone who isn’t miserable and suffering under their mental illness or emotional problems doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Maybe they’ve just grown to learn how to love and care for themselves in spite of what they’re going through.

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I don’t know what any of you people think professional help looks like, but when you walk in and say “i’m too depressed to do anything” they don’t just nod and say “well you’re broken forever i guess”. they don’t say “here take this pill and it’ll fix everything”. they work with you one step at a time and explain to you that you CAN in fact do simple things even though you’re depressed. it isn’t easy, but it’s not impossible, it just happens in small steps, but it isn’t getting any easier when you react to every instance of someone trying to help by refusing to listen.

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Recovery is about baby steps at a gentle pace, not using it as a crutch to never ever try to make your situation better. No one said recovery is easy, but it does take at least a smidgeon of willpower/effort on your part. You have to want it enough to be willing to try. I’m not saying you have to Just Do It and fix your life overnight but if you aren’t willing to try then no one can help you.

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Fairy Tail GO! Ch. 93

Rated T. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

Summary: Lucy was having fun playing ‘Pokémon Go!’ when she accidentally put herself in harm’s way. Luckily a pink haired boy saved her just in the nick of time. A ‘thank you’ lunch helped spark a new friendship between them, but Lucy got more than she bargained for when she realized the boy she befriended had a complex past full of dark secrets. Fortunately for him, Lucy won’t be scared away so easily. Modern High School AU. Slight Angst/Drama/Fluff.

Read Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93

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Chapter Ninety-Three: Pogo

“Huh, it ran away,” Zeref mumbled as he peered down at his screen, seeing the poof of dust before he returned to the main part of the game. He didn’t appear to be having much luck, but he continued playing despite that.

“Yeah, that happens sometimes,” Natsu said, watching his ball capture the same Pokémon. The game had a good mixture of luck and skills needed, which was how he liked it. “You don’t really have to play if you don’t wanna. I don’t mind.”

“Nonsense, this is fun.” Zeref clicked on a new creature, deciding to feed it a berry beforehand to increase his chances of capturing it. “I remember you playing this game when we were younger. It’s cool they made it more interactive.”

“Yeah,” Natsu agreed, a grin tugging at his lips. “I like it.”

“Do you still have your cards? You and Gray used to play every weekend if I recall.”

“Most of them.” Natsu paused, ignoring the shift his stomach seemed to take. “Some uh, some got too damaged.”

“Oh?” Zeref looked over, unable to see the discomfort slowly etching itself on Natsu’s face. Just like Zeref appeared emotionless at times, Natsu had gotten good at hiding his pain from his brother. “Did you play with them outside or something?”

“Or something,” Natsu muttered before pointing in a random direction, needing a distraction and subject change. “Let’s try over there! It looks like it may be pretty busy.”

“Is that a good thing?” Zeref said, letting Natsu lead the way.

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Living Nightmare

I blame @chikach00’s headcanon for this story. :P This story is dedicated to her!!

Summary: Lucy thought she was alone, living in a nightmare she couldn’t wake up from. She thought there was no hope, but that changed when she found herself running into a certain zombie again and again. Each time she thought he might try to hurt her, but he surprised her in ways she could never imagine. Left 4 Dead AU. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

My second submission for nalu angst week. Day Four: Nightmares

Rated: T, foul language and some violence.

Pairing: Natsu/Lucy

Genre: Angst with some humor

Word count: 6.6K

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Lucy’s heart pounded in her chest as she ran down the alley. Tears lined her eyes, falling down her cheeks despite her attempts to hold back her sobs. They were dead. Every last one of them. Her comrades were torn apart in front of her by a tank, and there was nothing she could do but run. She was out of ammo. Her pistol was useless like this.

No, she was useless.

If she couldn’t save her friends, what was the point of living? She didn’t want to be alone in this fucked up world. What was worse, she couldn’t take her own life now. Her only option was to run or let herself be eaten.

She ran.

Lucy heard the snarls behind her. No matter how far she ran, there would always be more zombies. It wasn’t fair. She had her whole life ahead of her, but then everything came crashing down a few weeks ago. Within hours, Magnolia was overrun. Within days, Fiore belonged to the infected.

Lucy jumped, banging her knee on the dumpster as she climbed on top. The pain barely registered to her, her body working hard to keep itself alive. She grabbed onto the brick building beside her as she placed a boot on the chain link fence. She debated how she should go about jumping over, but all thoughts died when she looked behind her, seeing the hoard of zombies coming straight for her.

“Fuck,” Lucy mumbled, putting all her weight on her foot as she jumped over the fence, landing hard on her ankles. She winced at the pain, but it wasn’t enough to stop her. She would rather die of exhaustion than let herself become one of those horrid things.

The fence worked to stop the hoard, if only for a little while. She used that time to run down the main street, keeping low to avoid attracting attention from any other infected in the area.

She didn’t know how long she ran until she made it to a familiar neighborhood. It was the one she lived in when she was a child. If she went a few blocks up, she would find her childhood house, the one she lived in when her mom was still alive.

Remembering her mother’s death reminded her that everyone she knew and loved were also dead. She was the last one, cursed to live alone until she too fell like the others.

Lucy stole a look around her in all directions, making sure the coast was clear before falling to her knees. She let go, the tears she was trying to hold back falling faster than before. She buried her hands in her face, hating this life she now lived.

Why couldn’t she wake up from the nightmare?

She screamed at the ground, cursing everything around her for this shitty situation. What was the point of living if she had no one by her side, no one to talk to?

Lucy cried, cursing herself and everyone else for leaving her alone. If they had just ran instead of tried to fight that monster, maybe she wouldn’t be alone.

While Lucy cried into her hands, she didn’t hear the distinct growls of a predator coming closer to her until it was too late. The hunter let out a shriek before it pounced, pushing Lucy backwards as it pinned her down.

She screamed as she saw it throw its clawed-hand backwards, ready to rip into her chest and devour her. In that moment, she realized she didn’t want to fight anymore. It would be easier to give up and die. Closing her eyes, Lucy accepted her death.

Only… it never came.

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CHDH 39

“Capturing Her Damaged Heart”

Rated M. See chapter 1 for list of warnings. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

Summary: A deadly disease plagues the world. People are dying, the dead are rising. The infection spreads too fast to stop. Everyone tries their best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world, but things get messy for Natsu when he finds a blonde woman on one of his missions. Natsu takes it upon himself to help her, protect her, and accidentally fall in love with her? Zombie Apocalypse AU. Hurt/comfort, angst, romance.

Read Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39

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Chapter Thirty-Nine: Leaps and bounds

(February 7th, 2018, Afternoon)

“Yeah, we got a ton of supplies from that store, but I’m hoping we can reach more before it starts snowing,” Gray said, keeping up a slow pace with Lucy and Natsu.

They were jogging around the track, wanting to get in a quick workout before dinner. While Lucy and Natsu spent the day however they wanted since it was their day off, Gray had gone to work as a clearer, and today they had reached a store full of things the base needed. The clearers didn’t usually bring back supplies, but exceptions were made when it was in everyone’s best interest.

“That’s great,” Lucy huffed, ignoring the burn in her thighs and lungs. Instead of lounging around all day like Natsu had, she had been exercising throughout off and on throughout the day, and all her lunges were starting to catch up with her. “Did you get everything?”

Gray shook his head as they started curving around the track, going the short distance of the track before it opened up to the long stretch. “Nope! There’s still a fuckton left to get.”

Natsu laughed, a grin plastered on his face. He loved working out, feeling his muscles straining as he pushed himself. “Are y'all gonna keep cleaning it out or go back to clearing tomorrow?”

“Laxus wants us to get everything we can before we move on, so we’re probably gonna be at that store for the next week, at least. He might even bring the runners up just to get all we can.”

While they continued talking, Lucy couldn’t help but think their jobs sounded exciting and rewarding while hers felt boring. She knew she played a role at the base, but it didn’t fill her with any type of thrill like their jobs did. She kept quiet though, knowing she was in no position to go beyond the base.

‘Yet.’

Gray chuckled at something Natsu said, the two distracted from their conversation, only interrupted when Lucy passed both of them, yelling, “Race ya!”

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Dating this because the world needs to know when this happened. February 22nd, 2019.

I saw a the inside of what I presumed to be some children’s book. There was a picture of a child standing next to a cartoon-y monster truck. The kid was asking, “How come there isn’t a picture of the Author in here?” or something like along those lines. The monster truck responded with, “I don’t know, they tried, but in place of a portrait, only a black square appeared.“

The next frame showed the back of the book. It was one of those backs that’s about the author-type thing. You wanna know who it was? You might have guessed it. It was John Cena. I had a fucking meme in my dream and it was amazing.