Mayhemlia

25 Transfem 🏳️‍⚧️ Hoping to make a lil ASMR but we'll see Sometimes I make art, but usually just very funny mistakes I’m just dumping thoughts here, if you like them that’s on you.

[mayhemlia]

Okay realized I should really make a pinned post.

This blog is for me to just dump thoughts or jokes I like

I am:

A lesbian

A fucking dork

A perv

Going to post an equal mix of nonsense, warhammer, and gay

You do not have to like all of it, you don’t have to like any of it, but I’m here just have fun :)

[evilwizard]

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

[oldmannewrobes]

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

[evilwizard]

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[oldmannewrobes]

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[mayhemlia]

Learning very quickly that even on the days I try to take a break from writing, I physically cannot stop.

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[mayhemlia]

Getting into ASMR rules because I've written like three scripts and feel way more confident in my voice than I ever have but it also sucks because on of my favorite things to engage with online is now impossible for me to not see the gears turning within and I'm horrifyingly anxious about putting my content out there because I am at my core a terribly self conscious writer

10/10 would recommend without a shred of irony

[mayhemlia]

I started taking my adderall again and I have written over 10K words over the last two days and it was for DnD and ASMR scripts what the fuck is even that stuff

[mayhemlia]

Infected my imperial fists friend with a dash of iron warriors shitheadery and he came back with a list that has 25 fucking terminators I’m so scared

[mayhemlia]

Ignore the nakey base I’m working on it but we got steagle action baby!!!!! This thing was a bitch to work on!

[mayhemlia]

You have to pet the fellblade every so often when not in combat or they get antsy

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tahthetrickster]

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[pocketaimee]

GW, I need them to reunite already. I imagine they will fight, but I need it in my soul.

[mayhemlia]

I feel like seeing a nightlord anywhere is like seeing and spider and losing it like ew freaky little fucker in my house and now I dont know where he is

[jorjinchiclete]

feeling really weird about the fact facial feminization surgery includes rhinoplasty. Like hmmmm it sure does feel racist that "small noses" are femininem dontcha think

THIS POST IS IN SUPPORT OF TRANS WOMEN OF COLOR.

[mayhemlia]

It’s actually crazy how much I’m gonna have to fight to keep my strongish nose post FFS because plastic surgeons wanna make people look Swedish soooo bad

[mayhemlia]

Pointing at someone’s small child: “You know that thing is gonna eat you if you die right?”

[mayhemlia]

It’s always really funny to hear the term “power conduit” used in sci fi because that’s like, any conductive material.

I’m not stealing copper wire out of flock cameras I’m stealing power conduits!

[mayhemlia]

You vs the terminators The Lord of Iron told you not to worry about