Mayhem by Mimi

"I don't see any other Kings around here to blame. So, why don't I start the mass regicide with you?"

Sticking the hand that was holding his slurpee to the back of Shiro's neck.

"Because I'm far too busy to die."

Ilbis must be feeling herself. That's the only reasonable explanation for this ungodly heat.

That, or Lucifer is fucking with the sun.

At this point, Shiro is ready to collectively blame the Demon Kings and execute every last one of them.

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"Don't look at me."

"...what have you done? Who did you commission, and for what purpose?"

"Don't even worry about it."

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"I've seen the fanart, it's delicious~"

"What the hell are you even talking about? Don't tell me some freaks within the Order are immortalizing me in some weird religious art.."

"Not just the Order, my dear, and certainly not just in religious art."

#Eins! Zwei! Drei! - Mephisto #Officer Bonkers D Bobcat at your service! - Bonkers

catcrumb

"You lazy bastard! If you're not going to read them, then at least leave them on my shelves until you are!" Speaking of which - he sees that rare, limited, uncensored edition within Mephisto's collection. He'll be helping himself to that, seeing how it's not being read right now...

Sidling himself up to peer over Shiro's shoulder, "You've excellent taste in certain regards, my dear. This is one of them, to be sure."

#eyesofcuriosity #He isn’t called Ronaldo the peerless for nothing - Ronaldo

Without warning she almost runs into Ronaldo,face pressed in his chest."People suck.....soooo much....hey do you have plans for weekend mister hmmmm?" She asks with those big pleading eyes.

"Wha- huh?" There's no helping his confusion at Nessa's statement of people sucking quickly followed by a question about his plans. The connection is obvious, but his brain's running a bit slower at the moment. "I uh- nope, nothing. 'Side from work but what'd you have in mind?"

Romantic Gestures

holding hands (in public) · buying flowers · cooking · cuddles · writing a poem / song · holding door open · tying shoe laces · sharing a milkshake with two straws · offering their jacket when it's cold · kissing in the rain · publicly confessing love · long walks at the beach · doing the titanic pose on a boat · taking cute pictures in a photo booth · sharing a taxi / uber · kissing the back of their hand · slow dancing · getting tickets of their favorite artist/sports team/other · introducing them to their parent(s) · lighting candles · flower petals on bed · love letters · star gazing · brushing/doing their hair · picnics · teaching them to play an instrument/sport while gently guiding their hands · compliments · late night drives · taking selfies together · drawing them · self-made gifts · massages · proposing with a family heirloom ring · lending them their favorite book to read · paying for dinner/coffee · mix tapes/playlists · surprise birthday parties · feeding them · handing them keys to their apartment · making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over · sharing a blanket · couple costumes · tucking a hair strand behind their ear · running after them at the airport/keeping them from leaving · moving cities to be together · blowing a kiss · breakfast in bed · defending them in a fight (verbally/physically) · joint bubble baths · dropping the L-bomb ("i love you") · dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them · wearing their clothes · yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie · grant them the last bite (from meal)

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#dash games #Eins! Zwei! Drei! - Mephisto

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"I'll get to them as soon as I can. Help yourself to something from the shelf in the meantime, but don't you dog-ear any of my pages."

#anotherhumanpet #Eins! Zwei! Drei! - Mephisto

Don't look now, but Dennis is coming in to swipe a hug from Mephisto. Don't think too much about it.

"What the heck was that for?"

"Oh?" Bored of his reverse petting tactics, Shiro falls back to simply ruffling and mussing up Mephisto's fur for a brief moment. "I didn't agree to feed you. In fact," he grabs the ends of the cravat-turned-collar and pulls them loose from their knot, "I don't see why I should feed you at all! You look plump enough to me."

No resistance is given to the general disarray going on with his fur, but the moment Shiro frees his signature fabric from its rightful place, Mephisto whips around to grab hold of it in an impromptu tug of war.

"I believe I'm owed it," his voice muffled by the fabric he's so diligently trying to retrieve without tearing, "after all your pestering!"

#Eins! Zwei! Drei! - Mephisto #I can't resist my own reflection; Mephisto

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#Eins! Zwei! Drei! - Mephisto #I can't resist my own reflection; Mephisto

While the Ba'al shrieks and wails his insults, Shiro cackles with twisted delight and doubles down on his roughhousing.

All of this torment could be swiftly ended with a simple transformation. Yet, for some reason, Mephisto refuses to utilize his power for that. One could begin to suspect he wants all this horrible, unruly attention.

"She loves me." Shiro wastes no time with spinning Mephisto around on the floor in a complete 180° turn. With this new angle to attack from, he quickly begins petting Mephisto's back in the opposite direction his fur runs, grin widening as the Ba'al's state is further ruined. "Plus, I feed her."

That, of course, would take energy on his part. And we all know how he feels about putting in effort.

"She's got-!!!" a shriek as he's semi-circled around on the floor, "wretched taste. A good meal is nothing to scoff at, however. I suppose I can put up with all this if that's the exchange." As if he weren't putting up with it regardless.

anotherhumanpet

"Doesn't sound like much of an improvement to me." A harsh but fair assessment, even if Jaden loathed speaking of his beloved nibling this way. "What's the point of bolstering his numbers if he can't control any of them? Why haven't you focused on getting him stronger and more capable of handling what he already has?"

"That, good sir, is what cram school is for. Our instructors are more than capable of granting the young lad all he needs to know. Whether he progresses in the matter is entirely up to him. Though I suspect having a role model he idolizes and aims to impress certainly won't hurt his enthusiasm☆"

anotherhumanpet

Semantics: the devil's favorite playground, as evident by how often Mephisto toyed with the concept. But whether the bastard agreed with the idea or not, the fact remained that teachers were supposed to guide their students on how to best use the practices taught in school, not just show them off and let the kids run loose. Good teachers did that, anyway, which is maybe where the heart of the problem really is. After all, if the school is being directed by the likes of Mephisto, then why would it have any decent teachers to run it?

Then again, this god damn academy wouldn't be so highly sought after and prestigious if Mephisto let just any schmuck run the classrooms.

Eugh.

"I think Lewin's hyped up his enthusiasm enough as it is. Kid needs to slow down and get back to the basics, not run ahead of his own skills."

#anotherhumanpet #anotherhumanpet; Jaden #Eins! Zwei! Drei! - Mephisto #Jaden: they wouldn't let any schmuck teach here #Judas from the next room: wanna hear me turn the meow mix jingle into a demon banishing verse?

"Under ideal conditions, indeed. Pacing ourselves is not a luxury the current state of the world will afford any of us right now. The American boy's enthusiasm may be his greatest asset."

father-yukio

The brunette released a wry chuckle, before his lips curled into a thin smile,

“You could say that yes…many many things that would cause most in my position to either be excommunicated by the church or executed. Especially given the predicament between Rin and I.” The brunette confessed.

“Do not misconstrue my words. I said you were ‘nicer’ than the Mephisto of my world. Not that you were nice.” Yukio added.

“As per the oxymoron..is not the entire world and even universe a paradox in and of itself?” The brunette questioned looking to the demon.