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[kayvsworld]

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[escuerzoresucitado]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[withkindereyesart]

If I may be your umbrella

Or offer you a hand

If you need an arm to hug

I’m a lady man

[targetedknowledge]

[muffinlance]

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[torstherapy]

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[ramgirlram]

need to channel all my pervert energy into my fingers instead my brain so i can jerk the dishes clean

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[paradigm-adrift]

I accidentally did a Wikipedia binge about 1st wave feminism and fashion and stumbled upon the 1890s bicycle suit. Do people know about this? Why didn't anyone tell me about this? This is dope as hell.

It's old-fashioned. It's modern. It's butch. It's femme. It's snazzy. It's practical.

Wikipedia talks about the bloomers and the leg-o-mutton sleeves, but I'm also noticing a lot of these outfits have absolute supervillain lapels, which I also like a lot.

[captain-kit-adventuress]

finally, someone else giving some love to the much-slept-on bicycle suit.

[mananabuffins]

Is that fucking Leslie Knope?

[va-draws]

A moment of light during the siege

[yondamoegi]

people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

[tastylemonbread]

[beardedmrbean]

[cutecipher]

me when i see the messenger:

[emil]

the full saying is actually "dont shoot the messenger with laserbeams until their head explodes" many people don't know this