Mayo

I am mayo, like mayonnaise

[mayo-offical]

Hey there all, I am mayo

That is all

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

too late

[throckmorton-offical]

... Throcky touched it

[mayo-offical]

:(

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[asleep-offical]

@above-the-law-offical I dare you to touch the orb

[above-the-law-offical]

I will touch the orb

[asleep-offical]

Yeeees, do it do it do it... Tell me what happened afterwards

[above-the-law-offical]

I will-

*gets absorbed by the ORB*

[mayo-offical]

FUCK

Oh no

The officialverse will fractalize and multiply with no control

There will be no end to the expanse of officals

There will be so many

Uncountably many

Redundant amounts of so many

[above-the-law-offical]

*pops back into exitence, all fine and dandy*

Not exactly. You see, you set up all of that like it was a law for how it worked, so I simply ignored the muliplication bit

[mayo-offical]

I mean

I meant it more like a prophecy

For the officalverse generally because I think l pie identifies are too interconnected for it to affect only one

The officialverse will now forever multiply and be impossible to keep your track of

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[asleep-offical]

@above-the-law-offical I dare you to touch the orb

[above-the-law-offical]

I will touch the orb

[asleep-offical]

Yeeees, do it do it do it... Tell me what happened afterwards

[above-the-law-offical]

I will-

*gets absorbed by the ORB*

[mayo-offical]

FUCK

Oh no

The officialverse will fractalize and multiply with no control

There will be no end to the expanse of officals

There will be so many

Uncountably many

Redundant amounts of so many

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

[mtg-offical]

Does it look like this?

[mayo-offical]

IMG ID: a wizards of the coast card for “chaos orb” with a picture of a massive monster orb with sharp teeth and lava pouring from its mouth text says “artifact: if chaos orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot, if Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.”

Hard to tell, no one who gets close enough to see it remembers it

[mayo-is-all]

Forgetting …

-mayo behavior

[mayo-offical]

WHAT AM I FORGETTING!?!?!?!???!!??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!?!?!?!?

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

[mayo-offical]

THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

I don't see how those two statements are in any way related

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

@mayo-offical

Do either of you know where the orb is?

That way I can stay away from the area.

[mayo-offical]

It does not stay in a place

If you see it, leave

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Noted!

If i see it touch it before it disappears!

[mayo-is-all]

Touching it

-Mayo behavior

[mayo-offical]

NOOOOOOOOO

DON’T TOUCH IT

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

[mayo-offical]

THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

I don't see how those two statements are in any way related

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

@mayo-offical

Do either of you know where the orb is?

That way I can stay away from the area.

[mayo-offical]

It does not stay in a place

If you see it, leave

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

[mayo-offical]

THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

I don't see how those two statements are in any way related

[mayo-offical]

YOU’RE NOT IN ANY WAY RELATED!!!!!!!

[mayo-offical]

Hello keeper of mayonnaise,

In thanks of your warnings regarding "The Orb", the committee has remained safe. Because of this, a highly prestious blog (consisting of me and my tamagotchi) would like to know if you would consider being added to the Official Verse Directory (not trademarked yet; we're working on it).

All that is required from you is a Yes or No.

Thank you for your time.

Yes…

I thought I was already in that

[mayo-offical]

To the young and ignorant, wisdom sounds like conspiracy

[death-of-a-bachelorrr]

Observe above: an important PSA from Myo.

[mayo-offical]

*mayo

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

[mtg-offical]

Does it look like this?

[mayo-offical]

IMG ID: a wizards of the coast card for “chaos orb” with a picture of a massive monster orb with sharp teeth and lava pouring from its mouth text says “artifact: if chaos orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot, if Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.”

Hard to tell, no one who gets close enough to see it remembers it

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

[mayo-offical]

THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!

[mayo-offical]

To the young and ignorant, wisdom sounds like conspiracy

[mayo-offical]

I have seen so much in my time

So many preventable tragedies

So many things that need not happen again

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[bacone-official]

*eats the orb*

[mayo-offical]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[queen-deltarune-official]

The Orb?

[mayo-offical]

DONT TOUCH IT