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@mayo-offical
Hey there all, I am mayo
That is all
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
too late
... Throcky touched it
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
@above-the-law-offical I dare you to touch the orb
I will touch the orb
Yeeees, do it do it do it... Tell me what happened afterwards
I will-
*gets absorbed by the ORB*
FUCK
Oh no
The officialverse will fractalize and multiply with no control
There will be no end to the expanse of officals
There will be so many
Uncountably many
Redundant amounts of so many
*pops back into exitence, all fine and dandy*
Not exactly. You see, you set up all of that like it was a law for how it worked, so I simply ignored the muliplication bit
I mean
I meant it more like a prophecy
For the officalverse generally because I think l pie identifies are too interconnected for it to affect only one
The officialverse will now forever multiply and be impossible to keep your track of
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
@above-the-law-offical I dare you to touch the orb
I will touch the orb
Yeeees, do it do it do it... Tell me what happened afterwards
I will-
*gets absorbed by the ORB*
FUCK
Oh no
The officialverse will fractalize and multiply with no control
There will be no end to the expanse of officals
There will be so many
Uncountably many
Redundant amounts of so many
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected
Does it look like this?
IMG ID: a wizards of the coast card for “chaos orb” with a picture of a massive monster orb with sharp teeth and lava pouring from its mouth text says “artifact: if chaos orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot, if Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.”
Hard to tell, no one who gets close enough to see it remembers it
Forgetting …
-mayo behavior
WHAT AM I FORGETTING!?!?!?!???!!??!?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!?!?!?!?
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected
THIS IS REAL!!!!!
I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!
I don't see how those two statements are in any way related
@mayo-offical
Do either of you know where the orb is?
That way I can stay away from the area.
It does not stay in a place
If you see it, leave
Noted!
If i see it touch it before it disappears!
Touching it
-Mayo behavior
NOOOOOOOOO
DON’T TOUCH IT
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected
THIS IS REAL!!!!!
I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!
I don't see how those two statements are in any way related
@mayo-offical
Do either of you know where the orb is?
That way I can stay away from the area.
It does not stay in a place
If you see it, leave
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected
THIS IS REAL!!!!!
I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!
I don't see how those two statements are in any way related
YOU’RE NOT IN ANY WAY RELATED!!!!!!!
Hello keeper of mayonnaise,
In thanks of your warnings regarding "The Orb", the committee has remained safe. Because of this, a highly prestious blog (consisting of me and my tamagotchi) would like to know if you would consider being added to the Official Verse Directory (not trademarked yet; we're working on it).
All that is required from you is a Yes or No.
Thank you for your time.
Yes…
I thought I was already in that
To the young and ignorant, wisdom sounds like conspiracy
Observe above: an important PSA from Myo.
*mayo
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected
Does it look like this?
IMG ID: a wizards of the coast card for “chaos orb” with a picture of a massive monster orb with sharp teeth and lava pouring from its mouth text says “artifact: if chaos orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot, if Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.”
Hard to tell, no one who gets close enough to see it remembers it
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected
THIS IS REAL!!!!!
I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!
To the young and ignorant, wisdom sounds like conspiracy
I have seen so much in my time
So many preventable tragedies
So many things that need not happen again
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
*eats the orb*
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
The Orb?
DONT TOUCH IT