Join the cult of Throckmorton

Hi I'm everyone's shapeshifting cousin Throcky She/Her

[throckmorton-offical]

Hello there mortals. I am Throckmorton resident fae of the officalverse. I will make deals but be prepared to pay a hefty price.

I am also one @grim-reaper-offical daughters

[kosmogrl]

[jaycub-simin]

@days-without-ai-ads-offical

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

i endorse this message. now a word from our sponsors @the-one-and-only-piper-offical and @do-not-u-dare

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 13

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)

Sans (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 22

[satan-offical]

Genuinely started crying when I saw who The Greatest Psychic Of The 21 Century was up against

[satan-offical]

STOP VOTING FOR SANS

[throckmorton-offical]

No :)

[rosaria-zip]

9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer

[artemisiamasterofnone]

girlypop you okay

MOOTS, ASSEMBLE

GET THIS GUY A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW

@soil-clown @jacksfoxevangeline @bonesgocrunchandsodoesmy @karochlebek @its06xand @yourmomsalright @caketheidiot @pomelo-verse-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @chocymilkmilo @caravalxjurdan240 @cami11e4450 @mail-jeev4s @qrxlvz and anyone else who sees this, get her some help FAST

[caravalxjurdan240]

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[obsessivebookwormalert]

NOO THERES NO SPAMMING COMMENTS OKAY WAIT

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raewantscoffee @relinquished-roses-offical

[faewantscoffee]

LET'S DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTS

@secretsisterhood3 @chaosatthebookclub @connell-the-actor

[ghostofconnell]

@mikhailruinstheinternet @wishbones-and-clovers @con-the-kobold

[con-the-kobold]

@yourlocalavian

[yourlocalavian]

CALLING MY- ...idk I already used the Avengers quote what's another one....

.......

I dont watch enough movies help....

...

ANYWAYS-

ASSEMBLEEEE

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[maedaeeee]

Alright fellas.

You know what to do.

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[vickysnowpawz]

uhhhh i don't what to call y'all

ig y'all are my snow bunnies now ( idk snow )

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[volume-down]

come on

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[soda-sprite-deactivated20260519]

we can do this!! @st4ry3mi @vita-min-buniii @stxrrstrxx @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @galacticstag literally @everyone!!!

[mychemicalplatonicrelationship]

@chr0nically-b0red @iiiidiotnathanieliii !!!

[chr0nically-b0red]

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[litterallymoony-deactivated2026]

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[whatonearthisgoingon]

Come my swarm! No note limit!

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[whatonearthisgoingon]

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[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

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[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

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[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

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[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

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[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

@achillesfinch14 @hyyl18 @hyyl18

@bardorsomethinglikethat @anxietyproblem

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

@cringingwithabook @wearingpants @watered-down-lemonade @epichermesholymoly @ellie-moonbeam @iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced @iluvquicks1lvr @ollietheocto @parker818 @apollo-is-appalled @formulaparkolympian @faultycoldstars @gravitytrips @justjasongrace @ladyfawkes @lylacain @causalshapeshifter @cabinthreeproblems @valdezsimp02 @bobert-bobertson-thethird @nicothehalfblood @mustard-in-a-bottle

[jdoeseverythingwrong]

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[goose-offical]

hey.

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @potassium-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical @water-frog-offical @odysseus--offical @plague-horseman-offical @death-horseman-offical @famine-horseman-offical @war-horseman-offical @taggingemowhodrinkscoffeeoffical @biscoff-offical @love-offical @mof-offical @breadcrumb-offical @neptune-offical @curseof10k-offical

[jeff-offical]

As Pride month draws to an end, I would like you all to know that just because our month is over doesn't mean we're gonna stop being gay

[jeff-offical]

made this post almost a year ago and it just started getting new notes. So, let me just say, I love pride month. However! We shouldn't just be satisfied with one month when we're allowed to be gay. if you know what i mean

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

too late

[throckmorton-offical]

... Throcky touched it

[rainbowsh-writer-and-artist]

MY FIRST TIME DOING A TAG!

Ahem, tag your moots for Pride Month!! What's your identity, pronouns, preference and types or are you allies, my fellow pride mates?

I am proudly genderfae (she/they), panromantic/fictoromantic and asexual!

@51lly-kn1f3 @c3rberuz @megamanzerov20 @holorform2009 @countingthestarsthings @pami-the-bunterfly07 @galaxywolfcomet @lalya-veronican @mothpheliaartgallerg @maruchxnn @scallywiggles @meowowstar

[pamiwerewolfybunterfly]

I’m a proudly Pansexual, Genderfluid, Teratoromantic, and I’m a Werewolfkin Otherkin :)

@vinylv1 @torrentialchaos @lunawolf012306 @galaxywolfcomet @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @roleplaynerdylover @khrystenapofficial @dazzle-expandism @elderwoodz @stroodlenoodledoodle @sleepi-toasti @glitched-across-aus @gloriatheitalianpuppetdoll @xxxlawrencexxx @b-does-arts @i-am-trashyy @stardxstsleep @bluechan2011 @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @holorform2009 @lilonceleriscool124 @chairsqueue35 @sakiohappychan

[i-am-trashyy]

Um I'm proudly transmasculine, mainly he/him, errr, they/them works too err, grayaroace, and I'm almondsexual 👍

@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @kingkit7734 @sharkinthewild @catdisguisedasaduck @im-garbage-trust @innocentlyhollowtoad @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @hawkeyedoodles @moonlitepaws @tacticalsp @santerball @fefe-the-cat @chaos-triangle

[boiling-with-rage]

SIIGGHHHH…. TAGGED CHAOS BUT NOT ME….. I SEE HOW IT IS

I’M ALMOST ENTIRELY UNLABELED BUT QUEER, GO BY LITERALLY ANYTHING (AND I MEAN ANYTHING) OTHER THAN FEMININES, AND TECHNICALLY QUALIFY AS OTHERKIN IF YOU WANNA GET INTO THE GRITTY ABOUT IT

@thatfreechyenigma @daringcrafter @he-who-vees @littlelysti @pyramid-steve-was-here @carb0n-m0n0xide @voidofthevoidmv @orionskittles @bees-with-a-camera

TEEBEEACHE I FORGOT WHO IS AND ISN’T A MUTUAL….

[pyramid-steve-was-here]

im agender (any pronouns!) Berrisexual and aroaceflux rn :3 im still questioning tho! (oh and alot of other microlabels lol)

@star-offline @the-cooler-shao-medith-lynn @0404sys @friendly-neighborhood-asexual @ilikesillybillys

I forgot almost all my mutuals..sorry....

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

transfem (she/her), lesbian, asexual, polyamorous :3

@transgarlicbreadlover @galacticghost77 @myfriendscallmeglados @make-me-president @ewoly5 @emma045 @thedoctordoesmarvel416 @thedragonbidotgif @the-queen-of-geese @meepmonstare @i-enjoy-the-gays @chaos-triangle @only-a-randomcabin6demigoddess @asexual-offical and I probably forgot some, sorry!! 3:

[the-queen-of-geese]

I'm genderfluid! I use any pronouns except he/him, and I'm pansexual, aegosexual, and androgynosexual!

@aceofpans @snomulonimbus-clouds @nyctous-knight @lemchi @canondivergencemylove

[snomeraphim]

I’m not entirely sure what I am! I use any and all pronouns! I’m pansexual!

@wizardex-yt @duality-the-chaos-god @nerdwholikesnerdythings @can-tab-eater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical + open

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

im bisexual and (i think idk) somewhere on the aroace spectrum! And I use she/her pronouns!

Although im not going to throw bricks if u use they/them, idrk

@can-tab-eater-offical @arson-the-artificer-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical +open

[throckmorton-offical]

Throcky is a Lesbian and uses She/Her pronouns! She is also somewhere on the aroace spectrum

Uhm @fbi--offical and open tags i guess

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[throckmorton-offical]

It is I, cousin Throckmorton! I am, in fact, a woman. I also date women!!

[throckmorton-offical]

Throckys drawing her ocs today cause throcky needs a hobby other than doomscrolling

[throckmorton-offical]

Guess whos baaaaaaaaaack

[throckmorton-offical]

Guess who survived finals!!

[throckmorton-offical]

Sorry for being gone so long everyone! Throcky has been managing school stuff and forgot about the blog. Trocky has finals but she will be back probably this day next week!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[skipppppy]

Among my most popular works last year was a series of comics I made after watching Sonic 3 where I was like “what if Shadow got a spinoff series where he and a grieving Stone were forced to live together” and then the bottom comic got 50k likes on twitter

[satan-offical]

satan i have a question. what do british people learn about the american revolution?? cause us ‘mercans are like “F**K YEAAAHHH WE BECAME INDEPENDANT IT WAS SOOO COOL HOW WE WON” like we also literally have a whole ass play about how we won. like. it’s crazy. but yall didn’t win so do you learn “idk guys they threw away the tea”

We don't learn about the American revolution that's a YOU thing

[throckmorton-offical]

Satan you brits are just too embarrassed to learn cause throcky learned about the American revolution in school too

[darrenkillsworld]

[queen-suzu]