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18+ sideblog freaky queer w niche kinks. NO LOLISHO/AGEPLAY

[mayoeggplatter]

i would like to see c4ine and t3nna squirm and plead. that is all

[justhereforomorashi-deactivated]

Car omorashi

-Trying to squirm subtly because they’re right next to the driver, bouncing slightly in the seat, adjusting position, shaking their legs.

-Someone trying really hard not to grab their crotch because it’s embarrasing and makes it obvious they need to go, but at a bad spasm they’re forced to. The driver notices and asks them if they need to go to which they either shyly admit feeling silly they had to be asked like a child or shake their head and look even more like a child denying they need to go when they clearly do.

-Someone waiting until they’ve already dribbled to ask for a rest stop. The driver says sure there’s one in fifteen minutes, but they’ve waited so long already they wet themselves after ten. 

-Alternatively, never asking for a rest stop and slowly leaking the whole journey. They never fully lose control but by the time they’re at their destination they’ve leaked enough that there’s a wet patch on their pants and seat, and they don’t want to get up because then the driver and other passengers will know what’s happened.

-The pee making a puddle on a leather seat and running over the edge or soaking into a cloth seat making a big wet patch

-Someone making it to the rest stop and running in only to lose it before they can undo their belt and being forced to walk back to the car in soaked pants. 

-Someone who hates public restrooms going out for a day trip and hasn’t peed all day and by the time they’re on the ride back they’re absoloutely bursting.

[mayoeggplatter]

she’s my muse

[beastliness]

superficial features which make a person objectively more attractive:

gender nonconformity

a profile in which the nose features prominently

striking and unusual voice

sexually repressed but in a way that I can work with

notable height (in either direction)

glasses

other unusual physical features (red hair, freckles, protruding ears, vitiligo, etc.)

visibly haunted

condemned by god to an eternity of suffering

plays an instrument

[secret-experiments]

itty bitty tv

(minors dni)

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[mayoeggplatter]

lingerie

[ace-trainer-alice]

[desperately horny voice] haha yeah did you know that studies have shown that vocal expressions of pain actually increase your pain tolerance? yeah, even if it's volitional, you should really be making lots of loud noises while you're in pain. please. if you want we can even practice right now.

[nb-utch]

thinking about casual masturbation..... hanging out with your friends in just your underwear....... casually stroking yourself while talking to them......... getting close to cumming and turning to the person next to you to cum in/on them.......... going up to someone and helping them fuck themselves........ mutual masturbation............. the possibilities are endless

[girlsadist]

Computer show me men in agonizing pain crying and writhing on the ground with very obvious hard ons

[mayoeggplatter]

guy whose girlfriend is really into making him itch so she ties him up puts itching powder on him and jacks him off while scratching him. and this happens so often that he has been conditioned into he whenever he gets a bit itchy he gets hard. he probably ends up soooo embarrassed about it because it wasn't even his kink!!! but all he can imagine is her sharp nails dragging up and down his body and he's already groaning while jerking off to the idea and needs to call her so she can make him itchy again

[meat-wentz]

straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!

[meat-wentz]

if you don’t think making someone cum in their jeans on the couch is hot idk what to tell you man.

[soldier-exclipse]

installing software

[mayoeggplatter]

people in suits with itching powder on them trying to keep their composure and not ruin their appearance. them begging for help and whimpering and whining anyway.

[itchingscratch]

A man wearing a pair of lacy panties for the first time and being taken offguard by how goddamn *itchy* they make him. Struggling his way through dinner to surprise his partner, wishing he could rip them off already.

[itchingscratch]

can't stop thinking about itchy balls lately. Seeing someone squirm on a city bus, looking uncomfortable and you watching, wondering why. Then seeing them risk a quick pinch and realizing that they're not just nervous. They *itch.*

Watching those brief moments get more and more frequent. Maybe they're tempted into a quick scratch, but it does next to nothing through the denim.

It's only when they get home, shed those jeans, and get nails against bare skin that they *moan* with relief. Wishing they had an extra set of hands to help them out.

[mephastopheles]

Erotic Postcards. Circa 1920