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[vivienne-midwestwood]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I truly believe if you don't understand why a person ought to feel at best humiliated for joining the US military, you are ill-equipped to talk about any political matters outside of the country and most matters within as well

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the obsession with avoiding spoilers (to an UNREASONABLE extent) pisses me off so much. if somethings been out for years you Cannot be complaining about spoilers

[innerchildabortionclinic]

redditor behavior tbh

[lowpawly]

forgive me for the reply and also this might not really be a direct example of what this post saying but whenever I see people who are overly precious about spoilers I am reminded of how when I was 18 and taking an english class in college I wrote an essay about the dead lesbian trope and used the death of poussey from orange is the new black as a modern example (really dating this as having happened in 2016 lol) and in the feedback that my professor gave me she told me that she would have chastised me for spoilers if she hadnt already seen the new season 🙃?

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[junkyarded]

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

[junkyarded]

we are all posting from the dimension of No Misandry because we live on the planet earth

[jomo-is-here]

'twas something suggested by a friend

you know who you are

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

alright but we can at least bring the Floradinns back with us right

asgore doesn't need his weed stash that badly right now does he

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

Asgore's weed is Shit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[marnielovesyouu]

Pink^2

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[brosauce]

normal mew mew activities

[oneheadtoanother]

[slitherpunk]

[revenyance]

[deltaruneyuri099]

eat sand

[haunted-xander]

Mentors in Deltarune are either a dead old man or an anime twink trying to fuck your dad

Alternatively:

[zeitghost]

[1.5 beers deep, rolling up my sleeves and raising my fists] yer jerkin’ for a kirkin’, buddy