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This picture is sending me. He literally asked for no pickles 🙄🙄🙄🙄 (via broadwayworld on IG)
Why did I immediately think of that one Lost Rats doodle @persephone-s-moon did. The "I'm calling your man" one
A classic
Hi hi!! Guess who’s back!! I am SO SO SOOOOOO sorry for not posting for what? 8 months?…
But I’m back and ready as ever, it’s going to take awhile before I get back to writing, but I have so many fun ideas and I can’t wait to be back!!!
compiled all of remmick's pathetic sounds and the result is a softcore audio porn
Am I the only one who noticed the way thomas touches people, in Texas chainsaw massacre : the beginning, when he has to kill the blonde at the table, the way he put his hand on her face 😩 I want to be next thomas pls 💕.
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Tough Love
- An hour away from Derry is a small town with a low population. Every night Henry Bowers takes a drive out to that town, not because he likes the neighborhood.. but because you live there.
- You had once lived in Derry but left due to family reasons. Henry hadn’t stopped loving you so he asked you out just before you left. The two of you had been going out since.
- He kept the meet-ups private for a few months. He thought he was slick, Henry would park his fathers patrol car in the same place he took it from every night.. but it wasn’t his father who caught him. It was his friends.
- Belch, Victor, and Patrick. Those three got suspicious. Of course, they didn’t care if Henry had a girlfriend or not, they were just a bit shocked that any girl would be willing to go out with the guy
- So they did the only reasonable thing. They took Patrick’s scrapped car and followed Henry out of town one night. That specific night Henry was taking you to the theatre. I’m sure you can imagine the collective look of surprise when Henry wrapped his arm around a girl's shoulders.
- Patrick couldn’t take it anymore. Someone like Henry getting a girl more attractive than him? It couldn’t be. The lanky teen got out of the car and banged on Henry’s window.
- In a matter of seconds Henry was out of the car screaming at the three about invading his date, and how he just wanted some privacy with a pretty girl.
- The three tried to leave, but the car wouldn’t start.
- And so you ended up in the front seat with Henry again. This time however, Patrick, Belch, and Victor were in the back.
- To Henry’s demise, the group quite liked you. You were funny, quick witted and weren’t afraid to throw back teasing insults. So they invited you to the next hangout.
- Over the span of the next few months, you started to hang out with the boys and your boyfriend more often to the point you became one big group.
Headcannons:
- As it was said before, Henry has quite a deranged personality. He can go from screaming at you for breathing wrong one moment to crying in your lap and apologizing profusely the next.
- Belch is your personal bodyguard at school. He quietly makes sure your always in his sight, but he doesn’t interfere with your daily life.
- Henry isn’t very big on PDA in front of the guys, his father drilled it into him that affection in public makes a man soft.
- Summer nights consist of late drives, icecream, robbing gas stations and giggling like fools until the sun comes up.
- You usually come back from hangouts smelling like cigarette smoke. Not because you take a drag of course, but because the four boys smoke like chimneys.
- Being the only one in the group to like the losers club is quite rare. Henry and Patrick hate the little shits, but Belch and Victor tolerate them.. but they aren’t afraid to beat them to a pulp.
Hello are you still doing bowers gang x reader ?
Yep!! I’m currently taking requests.
Could you please do a poly lost boys x chubby fem reader that maybe has been busy with finishing up a semester of college and they show up at her house because they really miss her??? I love your writing so much omg!!!
Ahhh ofc anon!!!! <3
The Lost Boys x College Reader
- Your life has been in shambles since your final semester of college started. You haven't been able to visit the boys or even go to the boardwalk since: “This semester counts the most.”
- Of course, the boys had mixed feelings. Paul kept complaining that he missed his ‘pretty baby’, Marko would constantly try and convince you to join them on the boardwalk even if you were studying, Dwayne kept his frustration under his cool facade, and David was openly irritated.
- It was a normal Saturday evening. You had your flashcards out trying to memorize keywords for your test when a loud ‘Bang’ echoed from the window. At first, you thought it was a bird, but when you got up and opened the latch four bats flew in.
- The dark brown, dusty cream, curly blond and platinum blond coats of the mischievous creatures landed on your floor and quickly shifted into the four boys you loved the most.
- Paul and Marko quickly hopped onto your bed, smothering you with kisses and hugs before Dwayne pulled them off you and had you all for himself. For a tall, mysterious man, he’s quite romantic.
- David quietly took your flashcards, an almost annoyed look on his face as he carelessly tossed them over his shoulder and moved into bed with you.
- Paul and Marko had made themselves busy as usual, but instead of looking through your scrapbooks or school notes and asking questions, they were making a fort on the floor.
- While the two blonds set up the bedding, David was digging through your drawer and throwing pyjama options at you. Wait.. were you being forced to have movie night??
- Dwayne came back upstairs with a big bowl of popcorn after you had changed into a more comfortable outfit, and the three blonds were already snuggled in your blankets.
- It was a tight squeeze to fit five people on one bed, but you made it work. (despite the fact you had PAUL lying over you like a lazy cat)
- The five of you were watching a cheesy horror movie. Dwayne looked unimpressed as the cheerleader hid in the house instead of running out, David was mocking the vampires and how they practically glowed, Paul was giggling at some stupid joke, and Marko was dead asleep with his head on Dwayne’s shoulder.
- As the movie went on and on with the story not progressing, you looked around and noticed you were the only one still awake. Of course you were, you had been staying up late for the past week to study!
- After about five minutes, it became hard to keep your eyes open. The exhaustion of your week began to kick in and you didn’t even realize how touch sleep you hadn’t been getting.
- You fell asleep surrounded by your boys, content with a female protagonists screams playing softly in the background.
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When I tell you I'm down bad for Michael it isn't funny- I mean YES The Lost Boys are hoottt!! BUT MIACHEL IS JUST- I just KNOW this man is a bottom- i want him whining and begging me to absolutely devour him whole.. that being said... can i have some sub michael headcannons?? cause like- AHHHHGHGHGH Love ya! Yours Truley- bbyvrtx
I NEED THAT PRETTY MAN ON MY BED RIGHT NOW
I’ll be adding more into this, so it’ll just be Michael smut headcannons 🤷
Michael smut Headcannons
(Minors DNI, I am not responsible for your consumption of media.)
- When many first look at Michael they think he’s a dominant, rough figure in the bedroom. He’s quite the opposite. He’s submissive the minute his back hits the mattress.
- Michael wants to be babied. He wants to lay under you and let you ravage his body. Do you want to mark him up? Hell yeah just ignore the looks you get from Sam and Lucy in the morning.
- Even outside of the bedroom, the occasional ‘yes ma’am/sir’ will slip out. It’s not his fault! It’s in his vocabulary now :((
- He adores you. Every so often he’ll be down on his knees kissing your legs, softly kneading the fat of your thighs with his long, veiny fingers.
- Mike’s upper half is sensitive. His eyes will flutter back if you kiss down his torso, maintaining eye contact as his chest falls rapidly up and down.
- Very handsy. He’ll claw down your back when you're bouncing on him, leave handprints on your waist when you kiss… he just has to have his hands on you.
- He’s a whimper boy. Any little thing you do that makes him feel good is met with a soft mewl.
- Nevermind tits of ass. Michael is a thigh man. He loves the way they clench around his head when he’s giving, or just the way they look in general.
- Pet names are quite common in the bedroom, typically used for teasing.
- Always wearing protection. The birds and the bees talk secretly scared the shit out of him when he was 14 and now he’s incredibly paranoid.
- Kissing can go two ways depending on here you are. In public it’s quick pecks and in private it’s slow and sloppy.
- Pretty serious in the bedroom, might giggle a few times when he’s fucked over but that’s it.
- He’s got pretty good stamina. He can last up to 5 rounds.
- Aftercare is always there. You two will get cleaned up before he practically wraps you in his arms.
I’m back! I hope you all had a great holiday season. I know I did :)
Over the holiday season I got into a few new fandoms.. would any of you be interested in seeing fics for them??
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Paul smut headcannons
(I don’t remember who asked for more headcannons for the boys… but here you go! Marko and Dwayne (maybe Michael if you want it?..) will be up soon!<3
- Paul is fucking crazy but he tones it down a bit in the bedroom. Don’t expect him to be all vanilla through. That’s never going to happen.
- He’s just a silly little guy. He loves to random nip you during foreplay and then giggle about it.
- Very vocal, the only time he isn’t moaning your ear off is if he’s deep inside you and just orgasmed. He’ll have his mouth open in an ‘O’, eyebrows furrowed together with his eyes closed
- Joking calls you ‘mommy/daddy’ if you dom and then giggles about it before getting fucked dumb.
- He’s a full on pervert and loves to embarrass you. He has shown up to the boardwalk with a full-on boner and having you take care of it so the stares at the two of you stop.
- Sex on the couch of the cave is pretty common.. don’t expect him to stop if the boys come back btw.
- Threesomes with Marko aren’t a regular thing. But he’s more than willing to try something out with his best friend! :)
- Paul is a masochist. 100%. Biting, scratching, blade play or blood drawing turns him on to the point of thick swallowing and fuzzy thinking.
- He’s got piercings in places that are included in your sex life. He’s got nipple piercings and maybe even a Prince Albert. Depending on how he feels, the jewellery might stay in. He finds joy in how your face scrunches up when the cold metal bar hits that one spot.
- Very much into hair pulling (both giving and receiving). The feeling of your fist in his hair, giving it a harsh tug every once in a while makes him moan like a slut.
- Aftercare is a normal thing. He’s had a people fuck him then leave.. he thinks it makes you feel used.
- Cleaning you up, getting you changed into one of his sweatshirts and a pair of shorts before cuddling in your makeshift bed
Meeting and dating Michael Emerson
(I hate my old Michael head-cannons.. the way they were written just make me want to throw up. So I made a new set with new headcannons and some of the old ones added in ofc❤️🖤)
- You were practically a little sister to the boys, which meant you weren't always allowed out of their sight. Even if you were, one of them was put on babysitting duty in the shadows.
- Today was different. It was a few hours to sundown and you had snuck out. The boys were asleep, they wouldn’t care!
- The concert warming up to the main event was noisy, not your exact cup of tea but a head of brown curls pulled you in. He was new to the murder capital, that was obvious.
Meeting + Dating James Hetfield
(I’ve never actually written for a real person.. huh? Also, guess who’s back! Yeah I feel so much better after that break and plan to start writing again. Just on my own time of course 🩷)
- In 1981, You were fresh out of college and decided ‘Hey, I’m an adult now. I could move away and start a new life!’ And so, you did!
- you got a stable little job as a waitress, lived in an apartment and began to build yourself up from nothing.
- it wasn’t until 1984 that you met James, and oh boy was it the best year of his life
- You had heard about some new metal band performing at one of the local bars and since you didn’t have anything planned that night, you decided to go. I mean it’s one concert! It’s not like it’s gonna change your life.. right?
- The show started around 7:00 and ended at 10:30. For those 3 hours and 30 minutes, James could not help but glance at you in the crowd, and the fact the light made you look like an Angel sent from above didn’t help either. God, he was in love.
- After the show the usual happened; Fans came to ask for pictures, autographs and the whole nine yards. Originally he thought you had left, so imagine the shock that went through him when you bought a band shirt and asked him to sign it.
- He could feel the eyes of his bandmates as he signed your shirt and brought up a conversation with the usual starter. ‘What’s a pretty/handsome little thing like you doing in a place like this?’
- He had to whack Lars and Kirk on the back of the head once they got backstage because he wouldn’t stop making kissing motions with their hands
- You found him sweet. The way his lips practically disappeared when he smiled, the touch of interest in his eyes when you asked how long he had been performing.
- He was truly a breath of fresh air. He was polite unlike the frat boys you were used to and god the look on those eyes made you feel like the only person in that room.
- The offer of a few drinks was something you could not resist. He was sexy, good with his fingers, offering to pay for your drinks and was willing to spend time with you after rocking the hell out? How could you say no?
- The whole night was a blur of dancing, giggles and a hole lotta bitter tasting booze. You hadn’t had this much fun since college!
- The next morning you woke up with an extremely painful hangover, curled in the blankets that were left in the tourbus.. with passed out James Hetfield beside you with a mess of curls.
- He was embarrassed. The poor guy had planned to ask you out the night before and had wanted to take you on a decently romantic date. Change of plans I suppose?
- Needless to say, he took you to get some McDonald’s fries to ease your hangover hunger and the two of you seemed to bond.
- After a day on the town, he brought you back to the stadium since the band had another week of shows in your town and of course, offered to take you on a proper date.
- James is a very social person, the type of boy who could make friends with a corpse. So if you two do date expect to know/ be introduced to a lot of the people he knows.
- He’s very loving. His main display of affection is touch.
- definitely the type of guy to put you in a headlock and smother you with kisses.
- Get ready to be at a lot of concerts and backstage, it’s like a whole new world.
- helping him write lyrics
- hanging out with him and the band! You get along with everyone and it’s mostly a fit of giggles between you and Kirk.
- He’s an ominous jealous type. He’ll just quietly watch from the distance as a guy openly flirts with you, glaring daggers into his head.
- Loves to slow dance with you. It’s a great way to just destress from the famous lifestyle.
- He does plan on marrying you. He just can’t exactly afford it at the start of the Metallica gig.
- sneaking away at parties to kiss or just be wholesome
- having matching necklaces that little girls would usually wear (like the ones you see at Claire’s with the hearts or unicorns.. he doesn’t give a shit.)
- wearing his band shirts
- if you're going out at night with your friends, best believe you're being sprayed with his cologne. The last thing he needs is a man flirting with you when he’s not there.
Meeting + Dating Henry Bowers
((Might do the rest of the bowers gang??? Idk.))
- You were either one of the Bowers gang's old victims or completely new to Derry.
- either way, he’s a complete dick to you.
- probably a firm believer in ‘if a boy hurts you it means he likes you’ because he learnt that from his parents.
- stealing your stuff and burning/hiding it, bullying you with his friends, calling you slurs etc.
- it does take awhile for him to actually stop bullying you (mostly because he realizes it’s pushing you farther away.)
- Either forces some little freshman to tell you he says he’s sorry, or passes you a note saying the same thing.
- now for getting you out for that first date?.. that took some time. Lots of trying to convince you, school dance invites and even showing up to your house with the Bowers gang to try and persuade you. (The others stayed in the car ofc. He doesn’t need their help! >:/)
- after the restless harassment of Henry Bowers, you eventually said yes! (out of pity? Maybe. He doesn’t need to know that.)
- first date was just walking around town with the rest of the gang quietly driving in someone else’s car with slushies and talking about whatever came to mind. It was quite nice actually
- it’s adorable that you think you're not together in his eyes now. Even if you did get with a guy after he’d start rumours. And rumours spread like wildfire in a small town's high school.
- Officially asked you to be ‘his’ at school a few weeks before summer break.
- Dating Henry takes patience—lots of it.
- Sorta awkward at first, hasn’t done this in awhile so give him some time..
- would never hurt you (sober of course.), if he did lose his patience and accidentally hit you it would follow with him breaking down in your arms and apologizing profusely.
- constantly holding you close whenever your around people.
- POSSESSIVE AF. Literally had to spend a few weeks in juvy because he almost killed someone for looking at you ‘funny’.
- Movie dates!!
- Pretends to yawn so he can put an arm around your shoulder.
- your never hanging out at his place when his dad is home and don’t ask why, That just starts a fight.
- speaking of fights, he usually gets pissy about the stupidest shit (talking to any of the ‘losers’ mostly.)
- Hates manhandling/being manhandled . So if your into that.. no.
- Sneaking in through your bedroom window
- heavy make-out sessions in the back of Belch’s car. Whether the boys are in the gas station stealing snacks or still in the vehicle.. he doesn’t give a shit.
- romantic in his own way??? I mean if you swoon because he engraved your initials into his switchblade be my guest 🤷
- pet names are an off and on thing. ‘Angel cakes’ in a mocking way is his favourite, but loves to be called anything sweet in private.
Meeting & Dating Patrick Hockstetter Headcannons
(This is one of my darker works, so I apologize in advance for letting my creative mind go.)
(TW for mentions of suicide, Patrick just being fucked up, masochism, intentions of a dog dying :((, slut shaming, manipulation, carving of the skin and let me know if I missed any.)
- The two of you met when you were Henry’s s/o. He wasn’t at all a fan of that.
- the mere thought of someone like you with someone like Henry made him want to rip his hair out. So he took it upon himself to save you.
- It took a lot of paying people, rumours being spread and innocent acts to get Henry to break up with you on the note you had ‘cheated on him with a freshman.’
- He’d be lying if he said it didn’t make him a little bit aroused when you came sobbing to him, tears running down your face as you tried to understand who would do something like this.
- Rubbed your back as you cried into his chest, his innocent facade was.. somewhat comforting, you couldn’t go to any other kids. They’d just call you a ‘slut/whore’ and walk away.
- He knew you would be easy to manipulate like this. He could be your goddamn knight in shining armour! :)
- Came to your house every day after school to make sure ‘you were okay’ (and eyed up your dog.)
- He was there for you when Henry bullied you when you replaced poor Beverly Marsh on the so-called ‘practice girl’ list, when your dog went missing.
- So of course you said yes to a date! How bad could he be? He seems to have calmed down! (Stupid you.)
- Don’t expect to ever be in another relationship in Derry. That person will go through hell on earth and back. This goes for him too. He would rather take his own life than be without you.
- Life goes back to normal in the Bowers gang. Patrick freaks Victor and Belch out a bit, and Henry doesn’t care that you're dating his best friend. He still holds a grudge against you of course. So don’t expect to leave hangouts without a few bruises.
- Fear is a big factor in your relationship, the hairspray & lighter come out sometimes. But he would never use it on you. Burns are such a waste of time.
- Watching horror movies at his place while his parents are at the bar. He always keeps a hand on your jaw to keep your head to the screen (and caresses your jawline with his thumb.)
- Swimming in the lake at night
- Sometimes he can be somewhat normal when he puts the switchblade and diy flamethrower away and lays in bed with you.
- He probably carved something to do with himself into your flesh where everyone can see. Whether that be ‘P.H’ with a heart, or just ‘P’; “What’s with the tears? Hm? Look at your wrist, my love. Now you can’t run away.”
- Birthdays are overnighters at your place. You’ll either receive a switchblade or a piece of his jewelry everyone has seen that you complimented.
- quite a fan of PDA, loves to hold you close and whisper things into your ear knowing you can’t run away.
- ‘I would just break up with him’ you’ve tried. So many times. He always threatens you in some way, and being on Officer Bower's good terms he can get away with it.
- “You want to end up like all those people? Missing and forgotten by the world? I keep you safe baby. Remember that.”
- Being with someone like that takes a toll on your mental health. Your parents want you to break up with him but you just can’t.
- Mumbles praise into your skin while you cuddle
- Summer break is terrible for you, being forced to drive around with the Bowers gang feels like a punishment from god.
- But despite your attempts to run away, he loves you. Even if you're a bit difficult sometimes!
- The summer of 1989 was like a boulder being lifted off your shoulders. You didn’t know how to feel about Patrick going missing. Should you look for him? Or let him rot where he belongs after everything he did to you.
- his missing posters were eventually covered up with another, and you tried to heal. But those scars don’t heal. And they won’t go away.
Dwayne Smut Headcannons
- Not a big fan of public sex, it’s not very polite to bend a pretty/handsome thing like you over in the cold :((
- cannot handle his s/o sitting in his lap before sporting a hard on. It’s embarrassing!
- Gentle with you, even if he’s pent up or practically in heat.
- Very handsy, has drawn blood down your thighs multiple times
- not very vocal. Usually has to be extremely overstimulated to get anything other than grunts and groans out of him
- Thinks the breeding kink is a bit.. odd. He wants to have kids eventually (if he even can.) but he doesn’t get turned on by the thought of you knocked up.
- hair pulling, any type of marking, domination and choking are huge turn ons for him.
- he’s a switch, can go from calling you mommy one second to choking you with his calloused hands the next
- not the biggest fan of threesomes, he honestly thinks they are pointless. Nobody can make you feel good like he can.
- More of a giver then a receiver. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a big fan of you choking around him but the blissful way you look down at him makes his body go warm
- Big fan of aftercare, doesn’t enjoy the feeling of leaving you to clean yourself up after you made him white knuckle the sheets.
↳ baths if the two of you have time, or just simply wiping you down with a warm cloth is all it takes.
- Loves to just lay in bed with you, not giving two shits when the boys come back from feeding.
((It’s a bit short. But was this good? It’s my first smut so let me know.))
Clarisse La Rue meeting & dating!Child of Apollo! Reader
- Clarisse hated the children of Apollo. Most of them were; in her words ‘Wussies that are afraid of the dark.’ But when she laid eyes on you during your first day of camp, Those thoughts shifted a bit. Especially when you destroyed Luke in sword fighting.
- Congrats, you’ve gained a bit of respect from her. That doesn’t mean she won’t mess with you though.
^ Speaking of messing with, if you stand up for yourself/anyone she will hold a grudge against you. You embarrassed her!
- Clarisse is very distant about her feelings, so when that crush begins to form she will go out of her way to stay away from you.
- Poor girl is confused, why does she think you look pretty getting out of the lake!? She’s an Ares kid, she can’t be having thoughts like these!
- But of course, she couldn’t stay away from you forever. Clarisse absolutely despised how the Ares kids enjoyed sitting across from Apollos, and she especially hated how you and Percy got along so well.
- As Clarisse sat across from you, her mind began to race with the thoughts of possibilities.
- What if she did talk to you? What if she did tell you how she felt? Her mind plays the scenario again and again. She’s so tempted to go over there, So badly she wants to and when she closes her eyes and opens them again. She’s still staring, She’s still watching, She’s still so tempted.
- Her siblings (being the assholes they are) noticed this and taunted Clarisse until word got out, and eventually reached you.
- And later that night after an embarrassing confession, the two of you shared a kiss on the empty docs.
DATING HCS:
- She's not a fan of romance or intimacy, but she does enjoy having a partner who can match her energy and keep up with her adventurous personality.
^ She does show affection though, mostly through tiny trinkets she finds around camp (pebbles, leaves, and Jewellery she may or may not steal from the Aphrodite kids.)
- Going on walks through the forest
- Clarisse is a very protective person, She gets pissy if anyone she doesn’t like goes near you (including her half-siblings.)
- having to stop her from bullying new kids (*cough cough* Percy Jackson *cough cough*)
- sneaking into her cabin after nightmares (or vice versa.)
- she loves to brag about you, any major or minor accomplishments are flexed in her siblings faces.
“My s/o can do more sit ups then you.” “They beat me in a sword fight!” “They learned how to sew!”
- Constantly trying to impress you, probably says “babe! Did you see that!” Ever 5 seconds when she’s training
- peels your oranges without question