MaysonIslands

Mausiyon drawing adn they are not good

[maysonislands]

[blindalleycomic]

Blind Alley No. 281

[beebot2]

i forgot about terrible comic day. heres one called "4 guys"

[toskarin]

actually I prefer to think of it as a press community

[toskarin]

but yes you're joining the navy

[cryptotheism]

I enjoy how Aztec gods have English epithets like "The Flayed Lord" but hes the god of agriculture.

[cryptotheism]

Kinda gives you perspective as to what it musta been like for most cultures meeting Christians for the first time.

"Here is our god of compassion and forgiveness, depicted here being tortured to death."

[cryptotheism]

Random Nahua farmer, already immersed in a religious culture that uses the imagery of bodily mutilation to convey the nuances of divinity: "Oh yeah makes total sense."

[cryptotheism]

Nahua Farmer: "You see? He has been flayed to reveal the golden skin beneath, much like how maize is shucked to reveal the life-giving food beneath."

Spanish Catholic Priest 1510: "Man I could draw some really interesting parallels to St. Bartholomew here if I wasn't incredibly racist."

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

imagine being high off your ass in 1964 and turning the radio on and you hear house of the rising sun by the animals for the first time. my soul would leave my body id fucking die

[fandomsnerd]

[maysonislands]

So excited for a 3 carbohydrates lunch today.

[txttletale]

there should be kink at the bank

[weewootruck]

The greatest crime this world has committed upon me is the lack of two voices

What do you mean I can't sing both Joey and Madelines lines simultaneously?

[maysonislands]

I need like eight voices so I can sing One Day More

[maysonislands]

Big day for rats

[clevercrumbish]

DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth

TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss

[txttletale]

its time for a witty, feminist retelling of the ingredients on my shampoo bottle

[ddeck]

- i'm italian and this is hurting me - it's from a chicago dungeon

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

There are Portsmouths everywhere for those with eyes to see...

[queer-as-city-folk]

Despite everything, it's still you

[aubreyappears]

unrestrained summer fun