ur local dumpster baby

my name is manu and im doing my best

[yekkes]

Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl

[tonyaharding1991]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

yall done being straight yet?

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[thats-sowild-blog]

Mood

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

BIG Mood

[catwithbenefits]

the biggest of all moods

[gatorsmooch]

Are you ever just… really disappointed to learn someone is straight

[junilee22]

I guess the majority of the population disappoints you then.

[snototters-deactivated20210129]

correct

[lyctorgideon]

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

[muffintonic]

[slowroar]

lettuce is just the bones of vegebles

[slowroar]

my little brother told me this

[supergameboytwo]

aw how old is he

[slowroar]

he’s 20

[mayothompson]

We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

[woodmeat]

[tonyhawksunderground2-blog]

why u lookin up almond joys in the background

[woodmeat]

I had beef wit somone

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

Day 13 of No Nut November

I’ve been waking up with random bruises on my body ever since I haven’t been beating my meat. I think in my sleep my meat has started beating me..

[ruinedchildhood]

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[i-am-a-fish]

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

[i-am-a-fish]

fu…

[i-am-a-fish]

fuc

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck.

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck!

[penguintree]

I’m so proud.

[onlytwitterpics]

[setheverman]

can someone PLEASE tell me what this comment means i am begging you

[setheverman]

YES!!!!!! I LIKED MY OWN VIDEO!!!!! ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY NOW???? I LIKED MY OWN GOD DAMN VIDEO!!!!!!!! I CAN UNLIKE IT IF YOU WANT

[setheverman]

THERE!!!!! A BIG DISLIKE!!!!! HORRIBLE VIDEO!!!!!!! REALLY HATED IT!!!!!!

[besserwerden-neuro]

All these lesbian ships…one by one sinking to the bottom of Hollywood business…meanwhile Canada gives us Orphan Black and Carmilla.

[moonlight-in-pvris]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

you, intelligent: you gotta talk to them if you want them to be interested in you! you gotta show interest =)

me, stupid:

fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me f

[lesbianrey]

@ any male celebs i mildly admire

hope you have your shit together bc i wont hesitate bitch!!!