maricón

[tachiikoma]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[stancenation]

Sexy Supra! | Photo by: @fruolux #stancenation https://www.instagram.com/p/CCF-EZUFYsI/?igshid=56ytr81rwqu8

[sharapwna]

[ozzyosborntodie]

[lesbiantahani]

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

[ohevoyev]

my professors: all our online exams are closed book

me: no they aren’t ❤️

[ghost-cassette]

Professors: Our testing platform can see when you tab away, to enforce closed book.

Me: phone.

[meanplastic]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[readymades2002]

[brbjellyfishing]

[toastbutteregg]

EEEK

[myloveissubliminal]

[thebootydiaries]

“ur dumb” um lol?? then explain this???

[hueleacanela]

The searches you make in google shows your interests, not your intellectual level. You would know if you weren’t dumb.

[thebootydiaries]

um…………????

[panevanbuckley]

I've been laughing at this for too long

[wizardnuke]

so my bf's legs are uneven so when he walks he tends to drift left and my hips are twisted I tend to drift right so when we hold hands we cancel out

[wizardnuke]

jk he pulls me closer to him constantly bc I don't pay attention to where I'm going and my body is dead set on making me walk off of the edge of the sidewalk

[wizardnuke]

my left hand/his right hand = cancels out mostly, I still drift a little

my right hand/his left hand = collision course

[wizardnuke]

hang on I gotta google some stuff

[wizardnuke]

yeah this is funny

[musicalsarecrack]

students: *not sticking to the status quo*

the entire cafeteria:

[gostle]

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

[sagethesailor]