ENTP Female 💸

I keep offending people so might as well take advantage of it.

[thestrawberrynight]

working in the greenhouse in the mornings, having a little kitchen and baking bread, muffins and cookies there, having dinners on the nature, running on the field with camomiles wearing only long cotton dress and reading books under the tree

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

中国水乡

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Mood

I feel hungover, I didn’t drink or anything, instead, I binge watched a season of SKAM till 6 am. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my head. 

[thehonestauthor]

Killing off that fan favorite like:

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How I perceive the writers while watching SKAM except no one died, my OTP just didn’t end up together.

[type-unboxed]

INTP life :P 

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I spent all day being productive and then binge-watched the first season of SKAM until 6 AM. And then had an epiphany putting myself in one of the characters perspectives. Just normal things. 

[samcsrennie]

You think you’re the painter, but you’re the canvas.

John Green, Turtles All the Way Down (via samcsrennie)

[rustofstardust]

-William Shakespeare

[silvasaliva]

the types as bitches i hate in college and also ive had a lot of wine

ESFJ: that social butterfly bitch that doesn’t understand anything ever without asking twelve clarifying questions before you can explain shit, like i was gonna explain that obvious feature of your new iphone in four seconds chris, how about you chill and stop acting like IM the weird one

ISFJ: that boring nice bitch who has probably never had a unique individual thought in their life. they’re like, solely reactionary beings, the true wobbuffets of real life.

ESFP: that crazy bitch whose super weird but everybody likes because theyre just weird enough to be likable but never hangs out with you consistently because theyre too involved with theatre or ecstasy or some shit idk

ISFP: that sarcastic bitch whose somehow still obsessed with fandoms and superwholock and probably owns a horse back home or something

ENFJ: that starry eyed bitch who loves everybody and wants to save the world or some shit, idk, my eyes glazed over a quarter way through your monologue; besides, it all just pans out to you feeling bad about yourself because you can’t live up to the impossible standards you set for yourself anyways so am i really missing anything???

INFJ: that passive aggressive bitch whos always gotta remind you that they’re the most rare mbti type, and act all ethereal and distant and shit when we all know ur a dime a dozen on a college campus anyways

ENFP: that emotionally dead bitch who convinces everybody that theyre not because theyre so enthusiastic and tells you their whole life story the first time you meet them to cause shock and awe but also to get you lowkey emotionally attached

INFP: that sensitive bitch who wants to be a writer or an artist or something but is too obsessed with memes to get very far 

ESTJ: that polysci bitch who runs for class president when everybody knows damn well you don’t do any real anything on campus and the dean regards you with as much contempt as i do

ISTJ: that awkward bitch who knows they’re not that fun so they try really hard to put themselves out there and just makes it awkward and weird for the whole party

ESTP: that loud bitch who gotta be the center of attention all the time and everybody likes for some reason

ISTP: that angry bitch whose a wannabe sociopath and always telling you how much they hate people and want to murder people for, like, literally no reason like calm down edgelord tom.

ENTJ: that problematic bitch who starts shit right at the end of class because success and proving that they know shit is the only thing that makes them feel anything anymore

INTJ: that condescending sarcastic ass bitch that rolls their eyes whenever somebody raises their hand and is probably one dumb question away from bringing a gun to school

ENTP: that annoying bitch who starts arguments in class with everybody because they think its fun or wanna prove they know useless knowledge or logic or some shit idk stanley and idc just stop arguing with the professor its psych 101 and i want to go home

INTP: that quiet bitch who spends the whole party looking around in the corner and asking their friend if they can leave yet and only talks during class to explain something semi useless and tangental to the topic at hand 

[infpicaroon]

MBTI types as Amazon reviews

INFP

ENFP

INFJ

ENFJ

INTP

ENTP

INTJ

ENTJ

ISFP

ESFP

ISFJ

ESFJ

ISTP

ESTP

ISTJ

ESTJ

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

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Why I love INTJs

{From an ENTP}

First of all, ya’ll fucking appreciate my ideas so thaaanks. You guys are hilarious like even though everyone around us is breaking down because we just took our last AP exam for the semester, you still manage to crack a joke about how seriously everyone is taking themselves. You’re intelligent without being a force, and trust me I’ve met people who force their intelligence down my throat. You understand that grades are an inaccurate measurement of intelligence, but you’re still zooming through with a 4.0 GPA. You let me think and go with the flow, and when it comes to constructing a plan, you’re my number one. Honestly just be my soulmate. Like if I don’t find a cute INTJ boy, imma just marry my INTJ best friend. We can be hoes for knowledge together if you know what I mean. And have long conversations about how the takeover of artificial intelligence is inevitable. :))))))

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INTPxENTP Conversation

A snippet of a convo I had with my INTP friend for 5 hours. 

ENTP: *Talks about Chinese scientists finally teleporting on the quantum level*

INTP: Watch me make my DNA disappear from testing it out on myself.

ENTP: U okay? U high?

INTP: Yes, I’m always high. 

ENTP: High on knowledge. 

I love INTP’s, don’t tell them.

[mbtiandstuffz]