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ok, about me. I'm 35 yrs old, married with a baby boy.

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Stranded

#Stranded - A #premise about a #survivor of a #deverstating #metoer #strike.

“Thanks Roberto”.  Michael said to the owner of the bar as he got up to leave.  “and Roberto, don’t forget my payment on the table.  Maybe see you if I come back again sometime.” “No worries Michael!” Roberto said in a think New York accent.  “It was a pleasure to meet you.  Have a safe trip and give my love to your family.” “Will do sir.  Enjoy your weekend!”  Michael left the bar on 9th Avenue…

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#planetoftheapes #gorilla #baggedandtagged @airbourne_eastbourne (at Eastbourne Bandstand)

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this is how Joshua and Samuel roll at Halsford park's medieval summer fair. ;) #halsfordpark #medieval #knights #maiden #damsel #damselindistress (at Halsford Park Primary School)

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#Spot the #unexpected #UFO #cloaked above the #beautiful #sunset #calanbosch (at Calan Bosch)

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a #lone #pigeon sits serenely at the #tallest #branch of the tallest #tree keeping watch as #lookout for his #gang of #theives. the #carrierpigeons

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Travis

Travis swore blind he had nothing to do with it.  His mother wasn’t so sure.  She sat a little away from it just inside the kitchen door with her arms crossed. “I swear mum, I was just testing my newly built dimensional portal and this just…  appeared.” She looked around at the devastation.  What used to be a beautiful kitchen centrepiece consisting of a table and eight chairs was no more.  In…

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Come to the #darkside we have #wellies #vader #starwars #darthvader

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So here we are at #maidstonestudios waiting to find out who's playing on #laterwithJoolsHolland

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Race

Quick #flashfiction. Will Sheila win? Or Alice?

I could see the finish.  ‘It won’t be long now.’  My competitors were dust.  Fred turned around, Tony soon followed, Alice went sideways and Rita was dawdling.  This was mine for the taking.

‘Hold on, what’s that?’ I looked left.  Alice was back and she was shifting.  ‘No!  I trained so hard.  You cannot win!’

The giants were shouting and spitting, waving their green paper and pointing.

I pushed…

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So I made these last night from scratch #millionairesshortbread #shortbread #homemade #caramel #chocolate #sugarrush

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#suttonunited just won the #conference south. Nah... #afcwimbledon are in the #league2 #playoffs Nah... We like #Chelsea cos they are #Blue...

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Mercer expected the family to #timetravel back to where I #grewup #93 #93busroute #routemaster #classiccarbootsale #kingscross

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Reg Vardy - Timeline Fixer Extraordinaire

The #origin of Reg Vardy, #timeline fixer #extraordinaire. #paradox

Here’s a little origin story for a character I’ve been messing around with.  I hope you like him.  This is an excerpt from his journal.

The time before:

So there I was.  An infant child in a time long forgotten and a place I don’t remember.  There was a council of elders and they were talking about me.  I don’t remember much of what was spoken-infant child, key to saving the universe.  That’s…

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