TeeHees

Lycool McGee In Da Houz

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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

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Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

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I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

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BMO stares death in the face

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i want my rats to grow up with positive role models. so we watched ratatouille together. gravy was really into it.

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please stop reblogging this post

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gno

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via

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this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck

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lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone

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scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard w catnip

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Pokemon League Badges - AVAILABLE HERE

Save 12% on all Pokemon products when you use the coupon code “PIKACHU”

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Can someone please give these out once pokemon GO is released. Just think about the idea of real life gym leaders giving out real life gym badges.

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Accurate scientific research

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Thank you Kleenex, I was having a hard time fitting my man tears into the lady hankies.

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Kanye had me like

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