crimson

humour blog

[kibumkim]

[sprachtraeume]

Pretty sure no Italian needs to hear this

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

All of you do

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

that wasnt cgi they literally removed daniel radcliffes bones for that scene

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

I hope he got them back

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

they didnt have the budget to put them back in so for the rest of the movies in the franchise they used cgi to make it look like they did

[az-67-deactivated20211229]

netflix and alone

[ftftftftftftftftf-deactivated20]

tumblr and alone

[soul-vintage-deactivated2019031]

spotify and alone

[black-rainbow-v]

alone and alone

[justcatposts]

We bought our new sweet kitten a harness for walks. We had her try it on to get her comfortable with it and I’m not sure she loved it. 

(Source)

[lmaonade]

haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday

[buzzfeed]

Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later

[mammamia-kalokairidrift]

I have this theory that Britney is one of those celebrities who can like… turn it on, nd can choose to have that aura about her, and when she doesn’t want to be ~Britney Spears~ she can just turn it off again

[foxhack]

I saw this comment and had to reblog it. She really does. After the therapy she went through a few years back (because of all the messed up things she had happen to her growing up), she’s a regular mom who also happens to be a musical superstar.

Look at her in the photo. She doesn’t even look like glamorous. She looks like… a thirty-ish year old mom who sits down and watches Ed O’Neill on TV every week after helping her kids do homework. Perfectly average.

And that’s a good thing. I’m glad she’s happy now.

[libertybill]

Britney is the best.

[omghotmemes]

If April ends up worse I swear to God

[jackironsides]

Sure is something to read this post at the beginning of June.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

FUCK this avocado especially

[lovelysuggestions]

i love my mom.

[thotsuggestion]

reblog if you can’t relate <3

[raychillster]

[siverwrites]

SOME people appreciate a good performance.

[huyosumi]

ADORABLE

[transmortifried]

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.

[jourjean]

CEOs be tweeting “we’re in this together” from a germ-free soundproofed panic room in their Hamptons mansion 

[kannazhagi]

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

[kannazhagi]

Feyoncé

[sa2ha]

heart shaped prescription glasses

[ronlynch-deactivated20141206]

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

[fueki-deactivated20140405]

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

[methhomework-deactivated2014032]

hey is your girlfriend seeing anyone

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now