steng

they/them | 22 | US | surrealmeme on ao3

[moon-jellie]

What should I make for dinner when I get home from my 10 hour shift

Dumpling soup

Cheeseburger bowl

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Voting ended onNov 5, 2025

[moon-jellie]

Dumpling soup wins for tonight!! Thank you @thesteng for the recipe

[bugjolteon]

i have a genuine quashtion dont make fun of me.

are sex talks real did your parents give you a sex talk?

yes they did give me a sex talk

no they did not give me a sex talk period

no but they gave me a book about it (and didnt talk about the book)

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nuance??????????????????//

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[senatortedcruz]

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

[louisegluckpdf]

reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

[louisegluckpdf]

"my very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when i was three" like come ON how did you write the funniest sentence ever by adding a two word parenthetical. leave something for the rest of us

[casullcasket]

I know Butch Day was yesterday but not a single person mentioned Sir Integra. The woman who only dresses in suits, smokes a pack of cigars a day, and has people call her sir.

I’m disappointed in all of y’all

[thesteng]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

"Hello, father," Alucard said, his fangs slick with blood. "What a warm welcome, and I'm not even the vampire you were sent here to kill."

"I am always here to kill you."

Three encounters between Alucard and Anderson.

[thesteng]

Surprisingly one of the chillest days in a good while

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[grifoncito]

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

[grifoncito]

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

[julianplum]

🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

[pwlanier]

French 20th Century Louis Philippe Style Commode

Fireside Antiques

[aquilaofarkham]

A SECOND FAMILY PORTRAIT HAS HIT THE CASTLEVANIA TOWERS

[thesteng]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hellsing Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Alucard/Walter Dornez, Unrequited Alucard/Integra Hellsing, Alucard/Integra Hellsing Characters: Alucard (Hellsing), Walter Dornez, Integra Hellsing Additional Tags: Face-Fucking, Sub Alucard, Dom Integra Hellsing, sword swallowing, Fantasizing, Punishment, Hate Sex, when Walter's inner 18yr old takes over, Boot Worship, a little bit, Masturbation, alucard wants to bottom for integra so fucking bad Series: Part 1 of Sir Integra Hellsing's Reverse Vampire Harem Summary:

"Alucard."

"Butler."

"Sir Integra has sent me to reprimand you for your insubordination today," Walter said, his voice smug.

So Alucard was truly to take his whelps from the butler, like a common houseservant unworthy of the master herself's concern.

[caprart1]

she can search and destroy me

[mcschnuggles]

[thesteng]

Just wanna say that I've been waking up every day checking ao3 for that Integra fic and now knowing that it's almost done I feel like I'm gonna burst

Please answer this when you post it so I can rush over there

At long last, she's here:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

In which I sublimate my desperate need for Integra via an oc

And the oc's conveniently long vampire tongue