What should I make for dinner when I get home from my 10 hour shift
Dumpling soup
Cheeseburger bowl
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Dumpling soup wins for tonight!! Thank you @thesteng for the recipe
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@thesteng
What should I make for dinner when I get home from my 10 hour shift
Dumpling soup
Cheeseburger bowl
MJ results button
Dumpling soup wins for tonight!! Thank you @thesteng for the recipe
i have a genuine quashtion dont make fun of me.
are sex talks real did your parents give you a sex talk?
yes they did give me a sex talk
no they did not give me a sex talk period
no but they gave me a book about it (and didnt talk about the book)
orphan button
nuance??????????????????//
Risencrantz and Grindenstern
reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this
"my very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when i was three" like come ON how did you write the funniest sentence ever by adding a two word parenthetical. leave something for the rest of us
I know Butch Day was yesterday but not a single person mentioned Sir Integra. The woman who only dresses in suits, smokes a pack of cigars a day, and has people call her sir.
I’m disappointed in all of y’all
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
"Hello, father," Alucard said, his fangs slick with blood. "What a warm welcome, and I'm not even the vampire you were sent here to kill."
"I am always here to kill you."
Three encounters between Alucard and Anderson.
Surprisingly one of the chillest days in a good while
"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper
French 20th Century Louis Philippe Style Commode
Fireside Antiques
A SECOND FAMILY PORTRAIT HAS HIT THE CASTLEVANIA TOWERS
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hellsing Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Alucard/Walter Dornez, Unrequited Alucard/Integra Hellsing, Alucard/Integra Hellsing Characters: Alucard (Hellsing), Walter Dornez, Integra Hellsing Additional Tags: Face-Fucking, Sub Alucard, Dom Integra Hellsing, sword swallowing, Fantasizing, Punishment, Hate Sex, when Walter's inner 18yr old takes over, Boot Worship, a little bit, Masturbation, alucard wants to bottom for integra so fucking bad Series: Part 1 of Sir Integra Hellsing's Reverse Vampire Harem Summary:
"Alucard."
"Butler."
"Sir Integra has sent me to reprimand you for your insubordination today," Walter said, his voice smug.
So Alucard was truly to take his whelps from the butler, like a common houseservant unworthy of the master herself's concern.
she can search and destroy me
Just wanna say that I've been waking up every day checking ao3 for that Integra fic and now knowing that it's almost done I feel like I'm gonna burst
Please answer this when you post it so I can rush over there
At long last, she's here:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
In which I sublimate my desperate need for Integra via an oc
And the oc's conveniently long vampire tongue