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[mcfuckeree]

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Hold this

[cuteness-prompts]

Being forced to share a bed au's

(OTP that’s not yet together/haven’t acknowledged their feelings for each other)

- building a wall of pillows between them - they still wake up tangled in each other anyway - person A calms person B down when they wake up gasping - person A soothing them by stroking their hair and forehead till they fall asleep in their arms - person A keeps snoring and person B kicks them every time - person A hogs all the covers and person B’s solution is to spoon them - the two of them smelling of each other when they wake up - the pair acting like the intimacy they shared at night never happened the next day

[sombraiismos]

😱

Your muse finds mine on the brink of death. Send “😱” for a starter.

         Gods, it hurt to move.

         Sombra grit her teeth and let out a slight hiss as she had gingerly touched the wound on her abdomen, frustration only increasing the more she tried to brush it off and move. It didn’t look too good, and if she didn’t get it treated soon…

         She had been foolish, overestimating her enemy then, and now look at her–pathetic, wounded, and on top of that lost, she was willing to bet. At least she’d managed to take out the one responsible for this, so that was a plus, she supposed.

         Stubbornly shifting a little once more, a slight grunt left her lips. Then she promptly froze up upon hearing footsteps nearby, hand reaching for her gun. upon catching sight of the other, she pursed her lips.

         “Ah, great, just perfect…!”

@mcfuckeree

[mcfuckeree]

Having followed the sound of gunfire, Jesse slowly rounds the corner with peacekeeper aimed and ready. He lowers his gun slightly as he takes in the sight before him; an injured Sombra amongst bodies riddled with holes. He merely raises a brow at her before sweeping the rest of the room and securing all exits. Satisfied no one will be walking in on them, he crouches next to Sombra before popping down a mini biotic field from his belt.

“Well mighty fine meeting you here, lil shadow. Enjoying some downtime?” 

[ssaravinter]

There ain’t no heaven…

I liked this one and wanted to go further Ü

[memeattic]

Offensive Sentence Starters

“I liked you better when you were dead.”

“Being stuck with you is my worst nightmare coming true.”

“A fool never knows he’s a fool.”

“Just seeing you gives me a headache.”

“Why did you do that?!”

“You just can’t do anything right.”

“You probably can’t even count past ten unless you take off your shoes.”

“I pity your friends for having to deal with you.”

“I pity your parents/family for having to deal with you.”

“It’s amazing you even have friends.”

“You suck.”

“You’re an idiot.”

“Even a kettle has more brain than you.”

“I was just wishing you wouldn’t turn up after all and screw everything up.”

“I know it’s difficult for you to understand, but I don’t have any simpler words to use.”

“Even a baby has more brain than you.”

“You are the least useful person around.”

“It’s sad how incapable you actually are.”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake just leave it. There’s no way you’ll ever get it right.”

[burythekidd-deactivated20200309]

Yesterday wasn’t a good day, and I tried to draw McCree to cheer up a bit and ended up making angst doodles again. Sorry Jesse.

[democraticpeoplesrepublich]

[musingmemes]

three word starters

“i’ll do it.”

“please just don’t.”

“i hate you.”

“i love you.”

“you love me?”

“please stop it.”

“i can’t breathe.”

“just go away.”

“you’re an ass.”

“you’re a bitch.”

“don’t leave me!”

“don’t walk away.”

“stay with me.”

“i’m begging you…”

“for fucks sake…”

“clean this up!”

“please kiss me.”

“get off me!”

“you are despicable.”

“are you okay!?”

“don’t do this.”

“please shut up.”

“are you drunk?”

“don’t forget me.”

[obscure-sentence-starters]

My muse is having PTSD flashbacks. Send “It’s okay, you’re safe” for their reaction.

Send !! for YOUR muse to have a PTSD flashback, and my muse to try and comfort them.

[mcfuckeree]

“you are so cheesy.”

“Everyone deserves somethin on Valentine’s, even you."  

[f-yeah-askmemes]

♡ valentine’s day starters, fluff edition

{ the angst edition is here! }

“you are so cheesy.”

“i didn’t know you were a romantic.”

“oh my god. i can’t believe you did this.”

“wait, let me get a picture!”

“you are absolutely ridiculous.”

“i have the perfect day planned out.”

“i made it myself.”

“i made it myself, which explains why it’s a little burnt.”

“i tried making it myself, but i figured food poisoning doesn’t make for a very good valentine’s day present.”

“has anyone ever told you that you have a funny idea of romantic?”

“where are we going to put a bear that big?”

“did i just hear a bark?”

“when you said you were planning something big, i didn’t expect it to be this big…”

“i told you you didn’t have to do anything!”

“this might be the happiest day of my life.”

“how did you know my favorite chocolate flavor?”

“help me find a vase for these flowers?”

“this holiday seems like the best opportunity to ask you out.”

“i know a place that sells hot chocolate with heart-shaped froth.”

“i want to make you this happy for the rest of your life.”

“is today a good day to say i think i love you?”

“i think i’m in love with you.”

“i love you.”

“i love you so much. you know that, right?”

“…that’s for me?”

“…are those flowers?”

“…i didn’t get you anything, though.”

“you didn’t have to.”

“you alone are enough.”

[yuuko]

immortals in love with humans (◡‿◡✿)

immortals in love with humans who die (◡‿◡✿)

immortals in love with humans who die and become reincarnated (◡‿◡✿)

immortals in love with humans who die and become reincarnated and don’t remember them (◕‿◕✿)

[rpmemesandmusings]

3 am sentence starters

“ why are you awake? “

“ i can’t sleep. “

“ go to bed already. “

“ i’m a being of pure power, i don’t need sleep. “

“ i’ve been running on 5 hour energy all day, there’s no stopping now. “

“ i’m. so. tired. “

“ i had a nightmare. “

“ it’s nothing, go back to bed. “

“ when’s the last time you slept? “

“ you’re clearly exhausted. why are you doing this to yourself? “ 

“ wake up. wake up. wake uuuuup. “

“ i’ll sleep when i’m dead. “

“ yawning doesn’t mean i’m tired! maybe i’m just bored by you telling me to go to sleep so much. “

“ is something wrong? “

“ i just need to finish what i’m doing, then i’ll sleep. “

“ you said you were about to go to bed two hours ago. c’mon, time’s up. “

“ is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight? i’m kinda freaked out. “

“ stop bossing me around, you’re not my mom. i’ll go to sleep when i want to. “

“ you’re pouring coffee all over the counter. “ 

“ why are you making hot pockets at 3 am? “

“ i don’t care when you go to bed, but do you have to wake me up in the middle of the night with your loud music?! “

[trixs-magic]

Reblog if you’re an active Overwatch RP blog~!

[burythekidd-deactivated20200309]

Yesterday wasn’t a good day, and I tried to draw McCree to cheer up a bit and ended up making angst doodles again. Sorry Jesse.

[mcfuckeree]

Hurt my muse! See how they react!

✚: Stab in the back with a knife.

♕: A kick in a very sensitive area.

✿: Insult them as a person. (Insert specific insult as needed.)

♠: Punch/slap to the face.

♆: Strangle them.

ϡ: Give a gash that will leave a scar.

ღ: Emotionally scar them for life.

†: Nail them to a structure with any sharp implements.

✄: Break off a relationship.

☂: Shove them into a body of water.

[angstmemes]

My character is having a flashback and they feel they can’t breathe. Send your character’s response to seeing mine clutch their throat and gasping for air.