Grand High Sorcerer Warlock Supreme

Benny | 26 | any pronouns | marxist, communist

[straycatj]

オレ…今夜ひとりで寝ようと思うんですよ…オトナなんで…

I’m going to sleep alone tonight… because I’m mature…

[straycatj]

報告

しかしオレはこのあと3ぷんごにおにかいへ行きました…

Confession

But I went to the upstairs after a few minutes…

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[sailatina3]

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[carnival-phantasm]

The only thing I miss about Brands on tumblr are those shitass 4 frames gifs they used to make

[ankle-beez]

An all time classic

[carnival-phantasm]

[mcflurry-of-dancing-flames]

Electro’s power can not be contained

[carnival-phantasm]

Conquer the Realm! Dominate the Final Fantasy XV Universe with unstoppable forces. Play for free now!

[mossy-cobble]

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Used the flash to see what all the fucking noise was about

[fairycosmos]

i don’t careee i don’t careee I don’t careee i don’t CAREEEEEEE

[squeakitties]

blasts you with my placebo beam

[snepril]

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

[miraclemaya]

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

[witchofanguish]

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

[miraclemaya]

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

*c'est la vie

[miraclemaya]

god damn it

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*sacrebleu

[achillesinhighheels]

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[pixelpulp]

[virtualgirladvance]

oh hey its the armpit fairy

[00venator]

The who

[willowhelmiam]