Grand High Sorcerer Warlock Supreme

Benny | 26 | any pronouns | marxist, communist

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

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(original post by @waymu)

[ratfuck]

My name is not important. What is important is that I really love Pooh's Adventures. I just fuckin' hate this world, and the human worms Poohing on its corpse. My whole life is just Pooh, Peeh, Piglet, Thomas, Thimas, Thimble, Trumbloola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, Compact Disk. And I always wanted to slosh violently.

[toyota-supra]

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[dragongirlsweetie]

when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up

[ramdragons-deactivated20240319]

need people to see this i feel insane

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that killed in the shockwave of Blaze’s violent death, Hsu Hao’s corrupt soul descended into the Netherrealm. As his soul began to regain a physical body, Hsu Hao became his true self: a demon of emptiness and desolation. Leading an Oni horde, he defeated Shinnok and his minions. He now sits upon the throne of the Netherrealm.

[evidenceofabsence]

get that through your skull

[pansyfemme]

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

[feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[experiment41]

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[pjackk]

Weed often is for stoners that want to feel strange when they want to get weird

[grox]

[grox]

So... Poignant. Declararive. It is a toy. He is allowed to have a toy. Looking back at the player. Not looking back at all. His eyeless gaze expressing everything, nothing. His toy

[glubby]

I WANT CANDY AND CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES

[toskarin]

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

[savobonnie]

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

[toskarin]

the pudding contains a biological element