Grand High Sorcerer Warlock Supreme

Benny | 26 | any pronouns | marxist, communist

[mousegirlheart]

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[dogpuppy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[talking in private to a tgirl I saw being pulled around on a leash by an older woman] many moons ago I slew my master, and now I am beholden to no one. I would do the same for you, my friend.

[dogpuppy]

[peachfromcmbyn]

I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

today’s acquisition: Donkey Kong Gay Sex Card

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[omegaversereloaded]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[evilvillain123456789]

can i be super super honest with you? im in no way trying to downplay your experiences but i have to speak my truth here. i don't believe that your shitty ex was a man. i just don't. i don't think men have a rich enough inner world to be evil, or insane. based on your stories about "him" i think youre describing an intelligent actor with a robust theory of mind, capable of behaving with intentional malice. not a straight man. basically i think you're lying, and i think youre a lesbian. thats all.

[nokiabae]

“You want a lamborghini? Look hot in a bikini?”

-Ayn Rand

[ttexed]

[r0zeclawz]

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

[xxvapejuicekittyxx]

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

[r0zeclawz]

i like when bad things happen

[eggboob]

workshopping my new meme idea "awesomely lucky brian"

[sam1tron]

bringing back a classic

[pacificrim-archive]

my peanuts went sour

[pjackk]

Im here for u if u are dapressed and need to be tenderley comforted for your dumb as fuck mistake

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!