Grand High Sorcerer Warlock Supreme

Benny | 26 | any pronouns | marxist, communist

[crawfishcomic]

Sour Candy

[crawfishcomic]

Chili

[crappyhomemadegifs]

I was watching Top Cat, and they dubbed in a laugh track instead of Choo Choo’s laugh what the christ.

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[worldofultimategaming]

The world of Ultimate Gaming

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked club, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

[speedlimit15]

pussy put his ass to sleep now he calling me michael

[conzoop]

If I killed someone I'd be so impossible to find online I'd be posting "Feels really good not being a killer and having never killed anyone ever"

[conzoop]

my "I havent killed anyone" post has a lot of people asking questions answered by aforementioned post

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

taste my steel

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[txttletale]

The worst part of Futbol is that the scoreboard almost never changes. You can watch a game for over an hour and nothing ever happens

you get yourself one of these babeys you can watch the number change whenever you like

[boringkate]

It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[dogpuppy]

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.