Grand High Sorcerer Warlock Supreme

Benny | 26 | any pronouns | marxist, communist

[ireneakihabara-deactivated20250]

im saying this everyday

[ilovecats4ever]

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”

me: that is also correct

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

if it was nonsense how did you perfectly understand it and get exactly as mad at it as i would expect you to

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[toskarinfr]

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

[toskarinfr]

getting this image beamed into my head psionically whenever i see it used in any context

[toskarin]

morrowind npcs before sending you to resolve a succession dispute with lore implications that will be referenced for the next 20 years: I'm sick of her. I hate her. she is mean to me and I do not like her face. go do away with her. now shoo.

pathologic npcs in the middle of an entirely unrelated conversation before sending you to check if their cousin's dog has been drinking river water:

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

but also why are people at office jobs getting free donuts more than jobs where you're actually hungry as fuck 😭😭😭 give donuts to anyone doing manual labor and the performative dieting issue will disappear immediately #truthnuke

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[charl0ttan]

claims to be pro jared

[catherine-clover]

[charl0ttan]

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[aliceinchains]

[transmutationisms]

printers groupchat

printer 1: lets crumple up paper and jam on it and make a ton of noise

printer 2: yay

printer 3: yay

printer 4: yay

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

In the event of a dick read error when playing Link: The Faces of Evil or Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, the protagonist will warn the player with a short audio clip. These are unused alternate takes, presumably included in both games due to some kind of developmental oversight. The variants used in-game can be heard here.

[straycatj]

オレ…今夜ひとりで寝ようと思うんですよ…オトナなんで…

I’m going to sleep alone tonight… because I’m mature…

[straycatj]

報告

しかしオレはこのあと3ぷんごにおにかいへ行きました…

Confession

But I went to the upstairs after a few minutes…