Grand High Sorcerer Warlock Supreme

Benny | 26 | any pronouns | marxist, communist

[foothjve]

Stem major:

GO FORTH MY ROOTMEN!!! CONQUER THE ABOVE WORLD!!!

The Root men: 

[dragongirlsweetie]

your mind spider is a special spider only you can see

[hungwy]

If I had immortality I would piss off big dogs and make them attack and kill me so they have to be put down by law and then I'd get up and be fine and do it again. But what if I encountered an immortal dog and we became locked in endless war...? Need to think this through

[icecream467]

You could also work for shitty big companies and subtly injure yourself and sue them for millions of dollars and keep doing it over and over again. You'll probably have to wear a fake mustache and glasses so they don't recognize it's you after the sixth time

[hungwy]

im going to get peoples pets killed instead ok?

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

you should focus your attentions more towards beauty and love and less towards porn and hatred

Durrrrrrrrrr like thatll ever happen

[blemgoid]

knock knock

whos there

its the police ma'am, your son was just killed by energy weapons

[evilsoup]

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

[videogame-fake-brands]

Doggies Magazine - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (2004)

[scientistman]

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[yashia7archive-deactivated20231]

blog like no one's following you

[the-nyanguard-party]

I was asked once by a stranger why we should kill everything. My response, which I hope you will find a convincing argument, was to kill this stranger.

MANIFESTO OF THE KILL EVERYTHING MOVEMENT

We believe in killing all humans regardless of what they have done.

We believe in killing all animals.

We believe in killing all plants.

We believe in killing inanimate objects.

We believe in killing abstract concepts.

We believe in killing language and meaning.

We believe in killing God.

We believe in killing all angels and devils.

We believe in killing all fairies and elves and duendes and goblins.

We believe in killing the Platonic Forms.

We believe in killing the spirits of the dead.

We believe in killing the cycle of reincarnation.

We believe in killing the laws of physics.

We believe in killing numbers.

We believe in killing space and time.

We believe in killing death itself.

We believe in killing belief.

We believe in killing lists and manifestos.

We publish this manifesto as a call to action. We begin and end by killing that which is easiest for us to kill. We begin and end by killing the Kill Everything Movement. It's over. It never existed in the first place and never will. It is what they would have wanted.

[helloitsbees]

propaganda on my dash

[helloitsbees]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[cutecipher]

"this doesn't make sense" open yiur eyes

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[blackpyrefly]

[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

last cop to step to me got turned into a beef wellington. fed him to my dog

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

i can hear the whirring of a distant machine, somewhere out in the mojave. it's telling me i need to get that MONEY