5ft Tall and Ready to Brawl

Goblin | Gemini | 26 | Bisexual | They/Them

[dogpuppy]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[victusinveritas]

The 'Loot From the Rainbow' an illustration from Arthur Ferrier in 1928

[vaporwavesimulator]

any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

[lazypoststhings]

[vaporwavesimulator]

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

[adonischildsupportcase]

[internetbynight]

[catcrumb]

[amanaci]

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

[thefeistiestworm]

I want a reverse nose job, make my shit bigger, more crooked, whatever, as long as bisexual women like me more idc

[sleufoot-deactivated20240512]

It had to be done. 

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Love this game. Great characters. The relationship between these two is personally my favorite part. 

[sleufoot-deactivated20240512]

THE WHOLE GANG IS HERE

D  O   T H E    W I G G L E

[pancakemolybdenum]

@josuyasuweek2023 day 3: vacation / pda / black tie

prom outfits are fun. i wish i went to prom

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic

[iamoutofideas]

if I was in ponyville I would be called stupid fucking cunt the horse lol

[iamoutofideas]

actually it’d be something like mold exposure sorry I lied

[gonzocoded]

i love you intricate costume designs, i love you puppets, i love you prosthetic makeup, i love you scale models, i love you detailed set designs, i love you pyrotechnics, i love you animatronics, i love you shooting on location

[mclennonyaoi]

god she is always serving cunt.

[mclennonyaoi]

she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.

[ghost-cassette]

Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog

[kushblazer666]

[recordstore]

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever