im batman

[depsidase]

[violentoffender]

[violentoffender]

[autistobrat]

can't manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain your way out of trouble?

try manslaughter :D

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

good morning archiveofourown.org

Good morning to ya too

Still bi yourself I see

[irl-batsignal]

bi myself???? I have a girlfriend 😭

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Uhuh,,

Anyway,, wassup

[irl-batsignal]

do you not believe me???

[irl-batsignal]

you cannot be doing this during Duke Thomas week 2026

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm sure you do have a gf,,,

Lemme guess she lives in another state?

[irl-batsignal]

she lives on themyscira

Shes the demigod daughter of poseidon

Her name is Steph Sinaya

@stephsinaya

[stephsinaya]

IM VERY MUCH REAL

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hallucinations

[percy-jackson-of-nyc]

Can confirm my goated sister is real

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

What kind of crack fic crossover is this?

[autistobrat]

my therapist: you tend to pursue damaged people to try and fix them.

me: you do that too

my therapist:

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[misspracticallydelulu]

This whole scene is still wild to me. Unnecessary even. All the silly innuendo of needing a “jacket” to stop the flow and trying to not get caught in the bathroom lmao💀

And after that spectacle, you’re telling me we weren’t supposed to pick up any queer coding when…

…her sleeve is literally the GAY mlm flag colours 👀

I’m tired of this grandpa 😭

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

[llilobnuy]

Someone was annoying me by constantly reposting some tadc logo generator and quirky funnies so I decided to try it did I do it right

[tylerbutbetter]

"How do you not know that meme!?! Its so popular!!"

BITCH, DO I LOOK LIKE I SIT AROUND WITH NO LIFE ON TIKTOK ALL DAY!?!? FUCK NO!!! I SIT AROUND WITH NO LIFE ON TUMBLR ALL DAY!!!

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[zexox]

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

[idkwhattoputbroo]

bitches thinking they're regina george when really they're just curious george

#bangerpost #catchmeonthestreets

[tankie-transfeminist]

If you hate narcissistic people you need to unfollow me. Only people who love and support narcissists are allowed on this blog.

For anyone who's still around and wants to be educated, "narcissism" is a personality disorder, which is a fancy way of saying that it's a way of existing, which has real disadvantages, but which has also been effectively criminalized by the medicarceral system. If you hate narcissists, you are complicit in the ongoing social processes which deny them bodily autonomy, human connection, and basic dignity.

Narcissism/being narcissistic/having NPD is not a moral failing. Treating narcissistic people like shit is.

[tankie-transfeminist]

If you don't have NPD it's actually more important you reblog this. It's been really great seeing a lot of people with NPD react to this really positively, but I need everyone who does not have NPD to enforce this for their own blogs too.

[voredere]

friendly reminder to ppl who don't have NPD

-NPD has one of the highest suicide rates of any mood related disorder; slightly less impulsivity based attempts than BPD, but NPD sufferers are more likely to succeed in their attempts.

-NPD, like most cluster B disorders, is generally traumagenic, meaning it usually develops as a means of coping with childhood trauma, abuse, or neglect.

-"Narc abuse" is pop psychology with no real basis in reality. NPD sufferers are infinitely more likely to be abused than become abusers, and are typically more prone to self destructive than anything.

-If your parents sucked shit, it's because they *chose* to treat you like shit, not because they had a magic version of NPD that makes them a Bad Person. sorry you had to find out this way.

-Random people online with NPD aren't your parents and it's really creepy to project your trauma onto them.

treat the NPD sufferers in your life like people or die trying.

[the-haiku-bot]

treat the NPD

sufferers in your life like

people or die trying.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[koiagain]

i don’t care about the Workd cup

[vita-min-bunniii]

there's no women in it so it's not even Real