The vampire diaries season 5 - sentence starter
“You are by far the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth.”
“Friendly advice, when you finally get the girl… don’t blow her up.”
“I will make it back to you. I promise.”
“Can we talk about the irony of killing the only place dumb enough to hire us?”
“Is it a crime for someone so good looking to be so sad all the time?”
“I’ve saved you from metaphorical darkness and actual darkness. I think you owe me a beer.”
“I don’t abandon the people that I care about.”
“ I had a really crappy day and I needed it. “
“I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.”
“I’ve got to say. It’s good to be seen.”
“So much testosterone, so few brain cells.”
“All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.”
“The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel. “
“It’s difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.”
“I wanted to fight for you. I still do.”
“ I should have ripped your head off when I had the chance. “
“ Little tip, woman to woman, don’t piss off the diabolical ones. “
“ What kind of sick game are you playing? “
“ I think I’m dying, and I need you to save my life. “
“ Are you the sandwich police? “
“ I got doppelgängers coming out of my ears. How many do you want? “
“So, how do we kill the bitch?”
“It felt really good to kiss him. So, then, I kind of, sort of… had sex with him.”
“ You once told me that calling me “Satan” was an insult to Satan. “
“This is my “you’re being a dick” face.“”
“I forgive you. You weren’t born evil. Life made you that way.”
“ Do you have any idea what it’s like to run in heels? I have blisters!”
“I’m like a supernatural Madonna, don’t you think?”
“ You’re kind of evil. No offense.”
“You’re the hottest serial killer in here.”
“So call it pride or vanity, but after the life that I’ve lead, I refuse to drift off into the sunset.”
“First rule of being a vampire is realizing how awesome you are.”
“ I don’t deserve to be loved. “
