If you hear any noise it's just me and the boys

old abandoned blog

[smutnepiegi]

A simple, cozy coord for a Valentine’s day date with my fiancée!

[starejock]

Date a boy with skin! 💕

[cvberitual]

[kitty]

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

[greelin]

vampires getting the urge to be intimate w/ their partners while feeding is so fucking funny to me… like imagine you’re just sitting there eating soup but getting REALLY into it? you just. want to fuck, b/c of the soup. want to fuck the soup

[megphail]

kinkshaming vampires

[scissorbritches]

[shitpostgenerator]

too many people

[joshpeck]

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

[saisscribblecorner]

13th!

[cyborgbody-deactivated20170129]

[dat-soldier]

[medusabraids]

me at an alt j concert: PLAY PUT IT IN MY BUTT!

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[unusual-dolls]

huh

[puffinmaster246]

[humoristics]

the most wholesome interaction

credit

[mwg-drwg]

They deserve more respect from the general public…

[gnarlykickflip]

who?

[mwg-drwg]

The retail worker reading this

[iambaronalberto]

when you see yourself mentioned in other peoples’ conversations

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[microsoftedging]

Just Let Him In

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I met Ryan Reynolds and told him we was my idol. He kissed me on the forehead, whispered, “You look like a fucking badger,” and walked away.

[kissmeimadragonlord]

If someone told me this was an actually interaction they had with him I wouldn’t be surprised.

[satansyoungerbrother]

I forgot to read the blog name and just wrote it off as “yep that’s Reynolds.”

[catsuggest]

Loki sugjest: show beanz!

[magentapint-deactivated20240701]

another crenny animatic bc u cant stop my hands