Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kaledo Art
oozey mess
pixel skylines
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@toli-a
this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different
i know so so so so so many words. until it’s time to think of a title for the story. then I know 2 and a half
things to ask yourself when designing a female character:
how much blood is she covered in
are her eyes filled with madness
can she rip things to shreds with her fingernails
ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys
excuse me
Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.
its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way
My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege
One of my children of renown, a few years older than when he first arrived in my classroom, and about as mature as one would expect from a teenage boy: "All right, Ms. T, let's fade."
I shrug. I take off my staff keys and hand my phone over to another student and square up.
My student, realizing perhaps this is not going how he intended: "Mar'quel, hold me back!" He flings his arms behind him to be restrained, but Mar'quel has never been very focused on the present moment and so he just pats my kiddo on the shoulder and says encouragingly, "You've got this."
I pretend to karate kick my student in the ribs (it's the end of the year, please don't ask any of us what we're doing), and he decides the smartest thing to say at this point is, "Wow, Ms. T, I didn't think you could kick that high at your age. Don't you have brittle bones?"
So, you know, obviously we need to fade now. After I take some calcium supplements and recover from the burn.
I call on a student. The student is, unsurprisingly, unprepared. The good news is that this has never stopped my children before and it isn’t stopping them now! The bad news is …
Mari: Is it three?
Me: Are you guessing?
Mari: No, no! I know this, Ms. T, just wait!
We wait. We wait a little longer. Mari is, to his credit, flipping through his notebook as though the answer will pop up and play the Macarena.
Me: And are we waiting for the Rapture?
El, tuning in somewhat late to the game: The raptor?
Sam: There’s a raptor?
El, sagely: We’re waiting for it.
Mari, distracted from his endless search for answers: What’s a raptor?
Sam, excited to finally know something, very self assured: It’s a dinosaur!
Me, sighing as loudly as possible: Yes, we’re waiting for a dinosaur. But it’s a really fast one, so you’d better answer the question now!
my hottest take
Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Then how the haters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Unholy Drink Cloaca
You'll go down in history!"
You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.
just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around
I also reblog this guys dead wife.
It's honestly crazy how a laptop is such an advanced and incredible machine, and yet one of the crucial components to making it work is just an ordinary big ol' fan, and if it stops getting fanned hard enough it'll throw a fit. Egyptian pharaoh type mechanism.
all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me
I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks
Me, giving a eulogy: "He's gone where the emails will never find him. Where subscription fees will not weary him, nor discourse condemn."
love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "
This trait is much more endearing in fiction than in my mother.
*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*
