Llanmatt

Matt, 26, Wales 🤙

[daily-spooky]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

[emmersdrawberry]

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

[aur-eliaa]

[dankxsinatra]

There are consequences for your vore fetish, next lesson

[pi-la]

[waitkirstenwho]

I’m like crying like my entire childhood is in this picture ya feel me

[thatonezombiecosplayer]

Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*

Cake department:

[strawbubbe]

@marsincharge

[starlightandtears]

The unexpected laughter that just ripped through my body made me pull a muscle sfojdfkddk

[bobbycaputo]

[ain-t-bovvered]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[gay-irl]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

That’s a legacy he’ll never live down

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[pi-la]

my two moods

[swollennugs]

[allbusybees]

forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

when u fall in the bounce house and everyone keeps jumping so you can’t get up