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mcqueenxfthecastle:

And you tell me to stay outta trouble? Don’t have too much fun baby brother ;D

I tell you to stay out of trouble because trouble looks so much better on me.

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@MCSAMMYS: looking to ruin some marriages tonight.

painbehindsmokeyeyes

mcsammys

painbehindsmokeyeyes:

“Parfois, je ne sais pas qui je dois surveiller pour plus, toi ou mon frère. You’re lucky I love you, Sammy. How many conquests is this now I’ve diverted? Eleven? It’s a good thing I’ve gotten good at this. Well, it’s not like we have anything better to do anyways.”

“Lucky? I wouldn’t say it is lucky. It is just inevitable - who doesn’t love this face? Come on, now.”

painbehindsmokeyeyes

mcsammys

painbehindsmokeyeyes:

“One would highly recommend keeping it in your pants, however, I’ve got you. If she comes this way. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one that hasn’t fallen into bed with you, and that thought amuses me.”

“Okay, fair. But where is the fun in that? I’m happy being single and havng fun with it. Its not like I make any promises about these things being more than they are. “

painbehindsmokeyeyes

mcsammys

painbehindsmokeyeyes:

“What did you do, darling partner of mine? Is it something I’m going to want to kiss you for or smack you for?”

“Some of my, uh, conquests are present and there is a girl crying in the public washrooms wailing like a banshee because I hit on someone else in front of her??? Like it’s my fault people think I’m hot and that I like to play the field????”

#c:khandi

I’m bored. If anyone needs a physical examination, I mean, needs any help at all... I’m just saying....

#starter

painbehindsmokeyeyes

Not sure why, but my partner and I were assigned the festival this year. Do people even get injured at these things anymore? Except for maybe the occasional broken heart.. @mcsammys

mcsammys

“Yeah, about those broken hearts... I may have did a thing...”

mcsammys

whirling butterflies; would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

“Oh, definitely. He may be married but damn son.”

mcsammys

nervesofsteele:

Or both. Both is a solid option, Sammy. I could save their marriage or soothe their souls afterwards. There are options.

“I am reading ‘options’ as ‘I am desperate and really want the number of that hot guy’. Which, not gonna lie. Big mood.”

#wow that took you long enough to clue in #she is on par with him in terms of hotness #i will let you know when i know. if i know

mcsammys

whirling butterflies; would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

“Oh, definitely. He may be married but damn son.”

nervesofsteele

Dayum is right. Lemme know when the divorce is finalized.

mcsammys

“Mmmm, nah. You might have better luck with the wife. Trust me.”

whirling butterflies; would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

“Oh, definitely. He may be married but damn son.”

#Anonymous

nurseisthelife

mcsammys

nurseisthelife:

“Ah, a rare day off. Gotta love those, especially after the crazy long shifts. Mine is over in about an hour if you want to grab a drink?”

We must treasure those days off. Sure! I can wait, i’m over at the games just piddling around.

“Awesome. I’ll be there in a few minutes. Don’t have too much fun without me.”

#((i know that is chess not a carnival game but TAKE IT lmao))

tormentedheretic:

Who’s been saying you’re not charming?

“Cordelia, for one. Also I may or may not have slept with a guy who was married.... his wife does not find me charming at all. There are many wives that do not find me charming. And husbands. But for every husband or wife that does not find me charming, there is another that finds me very charming.”

anemone

anemone; describe yourself in 3 words.

Hot, hot, hot.

#Anonymous

nurseisthelife

After working two blocks of 10 days in a row, and only have two days off in between It feels amazing to be out and about and not wearing scrubs. I’ll be treating myself to a few games at the festival. Anyone around to hangout…get a drink…play some games?

mcsammys