dont touch me ♥

I'm Victoria you can call me whatever you want just not "Vicky". Please. Just don't. I'm nearly eighteen but I swear I'm like twelve and I live in Canada.I sorta dabble in a lot of languages but don't really speak anything but English. That being said...

[the-dutifully-swag-festival-blog]

[thebootydiaries]

me: 

saw weed 3 times

has 7 gf 

has 9 abs

listens to john lemon

saw a google image of marijuana sock once

has 3 phds on english

you: 

0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf

0 abs 

listens to marijuana and the diamonds

never met picasso irl

never heard of john lemon 

cryign blooger with 0 phds 

bye sweaty :)

[thebootydiaries]

[waterlilly549]

You just proved you were an idiot tho?????

[thebootydiaries]

[divinewolfgoddess]

Wow you actually just proved to everybody how stupid you are. Please go back to school and relearn English again.

[thebootydiaries]

[huntress-out-of-control]

Oh my god, this is unbelievable. a) if you’re trying to get a lot of reposts by showing everyone how retarded you are, well done, you got them. b) @jorober93538 is right. c) learn how to write properly. d) what makes you so cool that you saw weed? e) having 7 girlfriends? Do you think that’s something to be proud of? f) grow up.

[thebootydiaries]

[badwolfcastielweasley]

Seriously dude, you’re an idiot

[thebootydiaries]

[payapap]

Holy fucking shit. Go. To. School. Also stop replying with that oven baked piece of crap, it just proves you can’t take the heat nor stand up for yourself

[thebootydiaries]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

huffle-puffle

[twyrines]

why do white people exist???? are they necessary????? do they fill any significant function?????? no???????????

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Well you see, early hominids settled in various places of the world and these places experienced various climates. The hominids in the climates that were especially warm and unshaded developed dark skin to help absorb the suns rays and protect them from harsh burning. The ones in the cooler climates had lighter skin and often hairier bodies to help keep them warm. Some in the Far East developed extra skin folds around their eyes to protect from harsh winds. The human species has produced all manner of skin tones and other physical features throughout its evolution and it’s part of what makes the species so interesting. There are some foolish people who would seek to divide and distain based on arbitrary things such as skin color and physical appearance, but those people should not be paid much attention to. Oh wait…

[beerightsactivist]

cute things to call ur s.o.

bumblebae

small and precious bee

very small and precious bee

honey bee

destroyer of worlds

bb (pronounced bee bee, a neat alternative to baby)

[windows-exe]

@honeybeesuggestion

[neilcicierega]

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[holding back tears] The final song I wrote for Gravity Falls. It didn’t get used, but use your imagination!

Alex contacted me during production of Weirdmageddon Pt I because he wanted Bill Cipher to have a big musical number. I recorded the demo (with temporary lyrics, since I wasn’t sure what could be animated.)

It would’ve been fun to force Alex to sing this, but sadly it never got to that stage, as these things go. Here are the lyrics:

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[larnuu-deactivated20180426]

Craig McCracken reacts to the Power Puff Girls Reboot

[dream-in-green]

[captioningresource]

[ Dunkin Donuts commercial: America runs on Dunkin! Man: Well Canada runs on Timmy’s, eh. So fuck off with your fat ass Krispy Kreme bullshit there ma-fuck!]

[soappetals-blog]

My love

[mcsexy-note-blog]

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me:I am the backbone of this household

[leex-deactivated20161103]

Traditional Bill from the other day

[marylovesyellow]

Kids~ I hope you will enjoy them :3 (there are a lot of mistakes …. ignore them :‘3 )

[soappetals-blog]

Imagine this dork, sitting around with Yellow Diamond, just loving every hateful, angry word she spits. Just adoring her entirely.

[kerolunaticat]

How to carry your baby bro

[vanehwasreal]

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

[soappetals-blog]

I feel like they’d get curious. I feel like they’d what to know how it feels. And I most definitely feel like Blue Pearl would have to teach her to dance.

[bluearcadeboy-blog]

💝 Smooches? 💝