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Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

rollforanxiety

waaaaaaahbiuuyoooooogurbrhfhfj imfiiiiiiine

thestalkerbunny

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

lesbianrustcohle

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

lesbianrustcohle

brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.

me: no??? that’s mean???

brain: polar bear, then

me: no

lesbianrustcohle

brain: the lions just got fed raw meat

me: yes?

brain: steal it and eat it in front of them

me: …

lesbianrustcohle

rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received

pro-survivors

I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain.

budgiekazoo

sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering

thenerdbeast-deactivated2018070

@harinezumiko

harinezumiko

This 100% was me at the zoo. Don’t touch Melon, he’s mean. Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he likes it? Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he won’t get off the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the good side will be fine. Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM. The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for feeding them. This is fine, because they don’t have antlers. The male deer is locked up while we’re putting out food because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby asymmetrical horns, because he thinks the females are doing it. The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach through holes they’ve made in the tarp on the gate to their enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old man monkey will also pee on the keepers that don’t give him fruit loops. He is a jerk.) The rehabilitated bear that still sits like she’s on a couch because she did that when she was living in a crack house? Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor and try to offer treats for pets. Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Mac’s enclosure no matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes, Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a sign of dominance even though she’s a housecat and he could eat her in approximately one bite. The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you forever because he is a grumpy old man. All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They don’t know you and they are very distressed that you’re taking their poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is insane and will not learn. Do not pet the guinea pig.

lesbianrustcohle

this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it! thank you

blueelectricangels

as biologist, can confirm

brain: that frog is very small me: well spotted, brain brain: put smol frog in mouth me: no!

brain: that lynx…looks so fluffy… me: it does brain: we should pet it. me: it’s awake and angry so no.

brain: baaaaby bunny. me: yup. brain: baby bunny goes in pocket me: nooo it doesn’t.

thesanityclause

reblogging for my zookeeper friends

bookbugsreviews

Anton Hansen Tammsaare has the best dick jokes out of all classic estonian writers and I am ready to fight to protect that argument.

unofficial-estonia

Dude literally has a quote “Whores, those men from Vargamäe” which is one of the most quoted lines from his pentalogy lmao

anamericaninestonia

shakespeare: ahaha i defined the english speaking world’s literature by only speaking dick jokes!

tammsaare: hoia minu õlu kurat

chibird

There is good fortune in your future, and this cat is just letting you know! ✨

Did you know you can get a limited edition surprise Chibird pin in your mail each month? Check out my positive pin club! ✨

sarcoptid

FITTED TO WHOM

sparkytheandroid

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

jehovahhthickness

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

lexxgotthejuice

Not telling anybody.

grandpaq

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

asia-divine

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

lenatheninjax3

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

magical-flying-moron

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

chemicaljupiter

a gift from me 2 u ♡

catchymemes

Mildly Interesting Dump #5

I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow

These three ceiling fans run off of one motor

The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light

The perfect symmetry of this plant

Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating

This tiny ceiling tile at my house

My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.

The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.

I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.

The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole

Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily

This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons

This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt.

The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.

Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds

My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.

This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.

Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him

This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer

This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland

You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.

I made a piano shelf

This purely golden bee landed on my car today

ringwaldhaze

This was so satisfying

honesu

pink

ablogforyoungmommys

While sitting in his high-chair, your baby drops the spoon. You get up, pick it up from the floor, give it back to Baby - only for him to throw it away on purpose.

If this scene sounds familiar to you, you might wonder why he does that. Is he rebellious and tries to upset you on purpose? Does he have a really silly kind of humor? No and no. In fact, your baby is busy conducting his very first scientific experiments. His brain is starting to understand two important concepts.

The first one is called “Cause and Effect”: When i throw away the spoon, mom picks it up. When i do it again, she does it again. Oh, yay!

The second is called “Object permanence”: When i throw away the spoon, it disappears - No, it doesn’t, mom picks it up! It’s still there, even when i can’t see it!

To fully grasp these concepts, your baby needs to repeat those experiments again and again and again. That’s annoying to you - but try to smile at your little scientist!

freewillandphysics

another cognitive thing they’re learning is “when i drop something, it will fall down every time!” - boom, gravity

also, as important, they’re learning social emotional skills like trust. “every time i lose something, mom, helps me. even if it makes her mad.”

always pick up the spoon - you’re teaching the kid that they can depend on other people

dr-gloom

Important information for people who get annoyed/mad when kids “act out”

they’re just learning, fam, give it time

kyraspem

Again a good post send by God

visibilityofcolor

A post that isn’t about hating babies for once.

chibird

This pancake frog hopes you have a hoppy August! 💚 It also hopes you like puns.

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The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”

Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”