Therapy.

Therapy for the Mcytblrs. 

[mcytblr-therapy]

MCYTblr Therapy.

Welcome to MCYTblr therapy, where you can get blogs (within the frames of being mcyt or mcyt-adjacent) the very obvious help they need.

Types of therapy under the cut.

Therapy: Just talking about already unholy obsessions. Can leave whenever they wish.

Double Therapy: Maybe needs a bit more help. Can only leave once another person has declared you . . . alright.

Asylum: Sorry mate, looks like you aren't leaving anytime soon.

Double Asylum: Uh, right, we . . . uh.

Blogs are allowed to put themselves in therapy and can leave depending of the kind they choose.

Note: This is just a lighthearted way to mess with my mutuals and mutual-in-laws, nothing here is meant to be serious. We're all just here to have a good time, alright?

[pictures-of-abuserwilbur]

Can’t believe you guys sent me to therapy. Im in JAIL and now THIS?? I’m gonna be stuck in here with all the c!dream kinnies. You’ve doomed me.

[mcytblr-therapy]

@pictures-of-wilbur to be fair, we can have sessions outside the hellhouse we have for dtblr?

[mcytblr-therapy]

@gogogy I was worried when you missed your session but this just tells me you're at least happy wherever the hell you are right now. (Even though I'm technically holding up my crucifix /j)

[mcytblr-therapy]

@gogogy . . . no. Child, I am but worried for you. THAT IS NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING.

[pictures-of-abuserwilbur]

Made free gold leaf. I am such a girl boss

[mcytblr-therapy]

@pictures-of-wilbur Several people have clogged my inbox asking for you to be put in therapy, and I don't see why but, uh, good for you on the gold leaf I guess.

[mcytblr-therapy]

@gogogy I was worried when you missed your session but this just tells me you're at least happy wherever the hell you are right now. (Even though I'm technically holding up my crucifix /j)

[mcytblr-therapy]

@gogogy GO TO SLEEP YOU HEATHEN.

[mcytblr-therapy]

@enderfrog @gogogy we're here.

[mcytblr-therapy]

please give all of las nevadas therapy

They need it : (

As you all can see, Charlie is perfectly fine. He came back to Las Nevadas the next morning. A little traumatized, but alive. And he can walk. And talk. And be human.

Am I missing someone, you ask?

(He gets put in the torture chamber, because fuck c!purpled)

[mcytblr-therapy]

do you think we can send dream to therapy. he needs some time to chill methinks

Drem is in therapy. And because I'm in favour of favouritism he gets the best treatment.

[mcytblr-therapy]

I'd like to check myself into double therapy because of mcyttwt please

YAY, MORE WORK FOR ME.

(I literally have no time to crop, forgive me, I'm wrecked rn.)

WELCOME TO MCYTBLR THERAPY, WHERE THE THERAPIST IS AS UNSTABLE AS THE LOT OF YOU.

[mcytblr-therapy]

@gogogy @enderfrog let's gooooooo

[mcytblr-therapy]

I need a hug.

[mcytblr-therapy]

AYO @enderfrog.

IM JOINING YOU ON THAT VACATION, LAST NIGHT'S LORE, ALL OF YOU, MANATREED. I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS FUCKERY.

ANYONE STILL UP FOR THERAPY, FUCKING TEXT ME AND BASED ON THE IMPORTANCE, I WILL GET BACK TO YOU EARLIER THAN I WILL OTHERS /J

MARS, PACK YOUR BAGS, WE'RE GOING TO SANTORINI.

[enderfrog]

[mcytblr-therapy]

@gogogy @enderfrog PACK YOUR SHIT UP, MOTHERFUCKERS, WE'RE GOING ON HOLIDAY.

EAT THE RICH, FUCK THE FUNDING, BUT DON'T FIRE ME, I NEED THAT JOB TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF.

[mcytblr-therapy]

AYO @enderfrog.

IM JOINING YOU ON THAT VACATION, LAST NIGHT'S LORE, ALL OF YOU, MANATREED. I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS FUCKERY.

ANYONE STILL UP FOR THERAPY, FUCKING TEXT ME AND BASED ON THE IMPORTANCE, I WILL GET BACK TO YOU EARLIER THAN I WILL OTHERS /J

MARS, PACK YOUR BAGS, WE'RE GOING TO SANTORINI.

[mcytblr-therapy]

All the patients and ex-patients are making me want to check myself in.

@gogogy do not make me put you in the white room.

[mcytblr-therapy]

@enderfrog please check out, you're draining the funding faster than I'm getting new patients.

[enderfrog]

no i want 2 go to brazil now

[mcytblr-therapy]

@enderfrog . No.

[gogogy-deactivated20221021]

c!mnf new ship!!!! #otp

[mcytblr-therapy]

@gogogy should you need anyone to talk to (with regards to the above statement, which points out that you quite clearly do) then drop in a message?

[gogogy-deactivated20221021]

im gonna slather my body in c!mnf and there's nothing you can do to stop me 🤘😝🤘

[mcytblr-therapy]

Elena. . . Elena no. . .

For the sake of my sanity, book an appointment.

@gogogy please.