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@mcytlovingwitch
If you liked spider rain, you might also enjoy:
Flying Ant Day
Flying Ant Day: annual swarming events wherein millions of flying ants take to the skies specifically to ruin the day of innocent bystanders!
Fun fact: these swarms can be so enormous that they show up on weather radars and get mistaken for rain :)
The spiders were beneficial, but are the ants?
the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER FanficĀ is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress š
monthly subscribers can skip ahead to the next chapter
actual real things about this fic:
the Grinch is nonbinary & uses they/them pronouns
the Grinch is autistic
it takes place in the Jim Carrey movie universe, so the Grinch has two lesbian moms
(side note, in the movie it was implied the grinch was conceived at a swingerās holiday party, but we donāt have to talk about that)
tony was a professional athlete who had a lucrative career appearing on cereal boxes
tony the tiger is divorced w/ kids
the Grinch is in therapy
I am sending this to all my friends gaud.
there are over 300 comments on the fic so far, and iām reading all of them, and i have to say my favoriteĀ comments on the ones where people are sharing this with family and friends. sometimes out of spite, sometimes earnestly.Ā
thank you for spreading me around like the invasive fungus i so truly am
I submitted it to my english teacher (our assignment was to find a well written work to share on the internet)
ā¦I am absolutely frothing at the mouth to know your teacherās response please
this is it
this was beyond my wildest dreams actually much thanks
UPDATE:
i am having the BEST month
Iām dying I was not prepared for this
hey I just wanted to mention the fact that this was a catholic school. just in case this wasnāt wild enough already. the disciplinary officer was a fucking nun
i am now feral. i have gone feral. i am leaning a little pile of stick again a tree, soon i will nap beneath them, they will collapse on me during the next rainstorm
Iām sorry.Ā Getting a nun to read THE Tony the Tiger x Grinch Fanfic is the best thing ever.Ā This person wins at life.Ā Game over.Ā We have all lost to the person who got a nun to read that fic.
A NUN WAS FORCED TO READ MY CRACK FIC I AM A BROKEN BEING
I wish anything could provide me with as much joy as gaud experiences upon discovering that a nun read their crack fic.Ā
joy? JOY you say???? ma'am, this is HYSTERIA
Okay so I have grandparents that are like, Greek Christians which makes them very, very, conservative. Like every time I go over to their house with my parents I have to pretend Iām straight, (they know Iām a lesbian they just want me to pretend Iām not when Iām in their house) I canāt wear anything above my knee because it makes me look like aĀ āslutā and I have to be super polite and not talk about anything controversial or anything.Ā
So I was at their house last week with my parents and they were having a go at my mum because she isnāt talking to my aunt, and just being really horrible. Anyway they asked me what I was reading on my phone, and I donāt remember what I was doing, but I said I was reading a fanfic, which is a novel written online by writers-in-training, and would you like me to read it to you? And they said, oh sure, dear, so I read them the whole first chapter of the grinch x tony fic, and when they I was finished I looked up at them both and they were just staring at me like I was crazy. It was the best.Ā and they said to my mumĀ āāwhat is godās name was are you letting your daughter read?!ā And my mum said,Ā
āoh, I donāt know, but the more you tell her not to get mixed up with things the more sheāll want to do it. Maybe you should calm down a bit.ā
So they just awkwardly offered us some lunch and I pretended like everything was fine, and we went back to their house yesterday and they were actually a lot more opened and understanding and itās all because of your freaking crack fic. Your freaking grinch x tony tiger fic has made my grandparents more accepting and open.Ā
This whole thread was a ride.
How is the world getting better and worse at the same time
Iām offering a magic item to my D&D group to anyone that reads this and writes me a 1pg book report on it.
Beautiful. This is beautiful
is this true beauty? is this what it feels to love?
I mean I am feeling SOMETHING
LISTEN IF MY DAD EVER TELLS ME TO SEND HIM A FIC (i can only pray bc i would laugh at it) THEN IāM SENDING THIS
RANBOO, CONGRATS ON 1 MIL FROM LEMONĀ
petition for ranboo to put smp wars, fall of the eggpire on a sign
hey ranboos chat stop talking about tommy, snitches get stitches >:)
My friends and I were running away from fast big black dogs (Iām fairly sure they were magical). The problem was that we were at the top of the building and couldnāt get down.
jump, itās a dream you finally get to go sky diving
yo i was panicking what happened today
The only reason you all shit on c!Niki is bc she doesn't think Tommy is perfect so you all go after her šš
She wants to kill Tommy you say??? Good. For. Her. ššššš
Tommy is traumarized?? Well, so is she šššššššššššššššš
They need to talk it out and solve it??? Oh God pls yes someone give Niki some fucking therapy pls
I HAVE SAID IT ONCE AND IāLL SAY IT AGAIN
FUCK C!TOMMY. HE ISNāT A PERFECT PERSON, HEāS A TRAITOROUS SON OF A BITCH. STOP SHITTING ON PEOPLE WHO CAN SEE HE ISNāT PERFECT.
Wait calm down a lil the british kid didnāt betray no one
Techno is just butthurt šššššššššššššš
iām in now way apologising for techno (imo he is the least wrong out of the sbi, but is still fucking morally wrong) but Tommy betrayed him, and is responsible for like 80% of wars.Ā
If we are pointing fingers they betrayed eachother, since they had their objectives pretty clear, and Tommy was mostly dragged into the biggest wars (Independence, manburg)
while i agree with that, it doesnāt change the fact that c!tommy is in no way a good person, but nobody is at this point
im going to laminate you
do it slut
imprison me in plastic you whore
iāve been informed this is a legitimate fetish
THIS IS A WHAT
The only reason you all shit on c!Niki is bc she doesn't think Tommy is perfect so you all go after her šš
She wants to kill Tommy you say??? Good. For. Her. ššššš
Tommy is traumarized?? Well, so is she šššššššššššššššš
They need to talk it out and solve it??? Oh God pls yes someone give Niki some fucking therapy pls
I HAVE SAID IT ONCE AND IāLL SAY IT AGAIN
FUCK C!TOMMY. HE ISNāT A PERFECT PERSON, HEāS A TRAITOROUS SON OF A BITCH. STOP SHITTING ON PEOPLE WHO CAN SEE HE ISNāT PERFECT.
Wait calm down a lil the british kid didnāt betray no one
Techno is just butthurt šššššššššššššš
iām in now way apologising for techno (imo he is the least wrong out of the sbi, but is still fucking morally wrong) but Tommy betrayed him, and is responsible for like 80% of wars.Ā
The only reason you all shit on c!Niki is bc she doesn't think Tommy is perfect so you all go after her šš
She wants to kill Tommy you say??? Good. For. Her. ššššš
Tommy is traumarized?? Well, so is she šššššššššššššššš
They need to talk it out and solve it??? Oh God pls yes someone give Niki some fucking therapy pls
I HAVE SAID IT ONCE AND IāLL SAY IT AGAIN
FUCK C!TOMMY. HE ISNāT A PERFECT PERSON, HEāS A TRAITOROUS SON OF A BITCH. STOP SHITTING ON PEOPLE WHO CAN SEE HE ISNāT PERFECT.
hidden work in project preview 4 tumblr users ONLY <3
holy shit puki?!?!?!
Let the angel demon robot man woman SING
puki really said let the angel/demon robot agender sing and i am here for it
*sighs* kay
*breathes deeply* someone gimme $4 and iāll show u the 3rd worst thing in my inbox rn
pleasure doing business with you
the fact that its from hank green. the image itself. gaud taunting us with aĀ ātapeworm Ć©clairā for 4 more dollars. the fact that someone put it in gaudās inbox for fun. i am tired
I have 4,367 more message to read u think YOUāRE tired?????????? bitch???????????????
i am so ethically torn bc i REALLY want to post the tapeworm eclair now
Technically they requested to not see the tapeworm CHAIR so youāre morally sound in showing the ECLAIR
holy shit you are CORRECT
TAPE WORM ECLAIR IT IS!!!!!!!!!
So, how does it feel getting paid for artisanal shitposting?
honestly? i feel sullied but in a good way
EPILOGUE
i woke up to a beautiful morning and ate breakfast in bed with my cat and clicked the inbox bc i crave violence and on the very first page:
good night folks
thank youĀ @lamp-post-pictuersā for giving me the source of the furby crafter. sophiegstark on tiktok makes these terrifying fuckers (hereās the shop) and makes a whole lot of other terrifying stuff besides! including, incredibly, realistically painted intestine scarfs. sheās also responsible for the infamous skin furbiesĀ (available here). if youāre on tiktok, check out her videos, theyāre terrifying!
if i was stabbed after seeing these then i would thank my murderer.
guess what i found in my inbox this morning!
wrong it was aĀ paper mache decapitated head
you know when you said inbox i thought you had gotten a paper mache decapitated head in the mail and i was confused.
I have a commissions page!
yes but i get to choose the ribcage
i made my own Tumblr account for the sole purpose of asking if that ribcage could be mine :)
#what the fuck has the internet done to me#never before have i wanted to smash a puddle of pink slime with a spiked club while also giving said puddle a soft kiss on the foreheadĀ Ā
u doing ok hon?
If i werenāt so tired Iād be cackling
This post. This post right here is what made me happy to return to tumblr.
Iām trying to imagine taking a hiatus from tumblr & u come back & my blog is the first thing on ur dash, I think I would leave again
trust me i was going to bed before i checked tumblr one last time before i went to bed, and im going to bed quicker now.
the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER FanficĀ is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress š
monthly subscribers can skip ahead to the next chapter
actual real things about this fic:
the Grinch is nonbinary & uses they/them pronouns
the Grinch is autistic
it takes place in the Jim Carrey movie universe, so the Grinch has two lesbian moms
(side note, in the movie it was implied the grinch was conceived at a swingerās holiday party, but we donāt have to talk about that)
tony was a professional athlete who had a lucrative career appearing on cereal boxes
tony the tiger is divorced w/ kids
the Grinch is in therapy
I am sending this to all my friends gaud.
there are over 300 comments on the fic so far, and iām reading all of them, and i have to say my favoriteĀ comments on the ones where people are sharing this with family and friends. sometimes out of spite, sometimes earnestly.Ā
thank you for spreading me around like the invasive fungus i so truly am
I submitted it to my english teacher (our assignment was to find a well written work to share on the internet)
ā¦I am absolutely frothing at the mouth to know your teacherās response please
this is it
this was beyond my wildest dreams actually much thanks
UPDATE:
i am having the BEST month
Iām dying I was not prepared for this
hey I just wanted to mention the fact that this was a catholic school. just in case this wasnāt wild enough already. the disciplinary officer was a fucking nun
i am now feral. i have gone feral. i am leaning a little pile of stick again a tree, soon i will nap beneath them, they will collapse on me during the next rainstorm
Iām sorry.Ā Getting a nun to read THE Tony the Tiger x Grinch Fanfic is the best thing ever.Ā This person wins at life.Ā Game over.Ā We have all lost to the person who got a nun to read that fic.
A NUN WAS FORCED TO READ MY CRACK FIC I AM A BROKEN BEING
I wish anything could provide me with as much joy as gaud experiences upon discovering that a nun read their crack fic.Ā
joy? JOY you say???? ma'am, this is HYSTERIA
Okay so I have grandparents that are like, Greek Christians which makes them very, very, conservative. Like every time I go over to their house with my parents I have to pretend Iām straight, (they know Iām a lesbian they just want me to pretend Iām not when Iām in their house) I canāt wear anything above my knee because it makes me look like aĀ āslutā and I have to be super polite and not talk about anything controversial or anything.Ā
So I was at their house last week with my parents and they were having a go at my mum because she isnāt talking to my aunt, and just being really horrible. Anyway they asked me what I was reading on my phone, and I donāt remember what I was doing, but I said I was reading a fanfic, which is a novel written online by writers-in-training, and would you like me to read it to you? And they said, oh sure, dear, so I read them the whole first chapter of the grinch x tony fic, and when they I was finished I looked up at them both and they were just staring at me like I was crazy. It was the best.Ā and they said to my mumĀ āāwhat is godās name was are you letting your daughter read?!ā And my mum said,Ā
āoh, I donāt know, but the more you tell her not to get mixed up with things the more sheāll want to do it. Maybe you should calm down a bit.ā
So they just awkwardly offered us some lunch and I pretended like everything was fine, and we went back to their house yesterday and they were actually a lot more opened and understanding and itās all because of your freaking crack fic. Your freaking grinch x tony tiger fic has made my grandparents more accepting and open.Ā
This whole thread was a ride.
How is the world getting better and worse at the same time
Iām offering a magic item to my D&D group to anyone that reads this and writes me a 1pg book report on it.
iām sending this to a lot of my friends with the message: read and give me a detailed description of what you think.
I have month by month goals. they go like this:
I would like to be a little kinder than I was last month. I would like to be a little happier. I would like to be a little more able to do the things I need to, and the things I want to. I would like to be a little more aware of what other people are going through, and a little more capable of connecting with them. I would like to have more happy moments, and fewer moments of distress. I would like to feel that I am working towards some goal, and that I am a few steps closer. I would like to know that I am encouraging new things to grow and manifest in the world. I would like to think that overall, the world is a little bit better in certain places because I was in it. Those are the goals.
thatās actually a good motivator. do you mind if i steal the idea?
