Respect strongly

honestly most of it is gonna be platonic | x reader is used for accessibility | & reader is used to signify a close friendship | all in-game

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Hey if I gave you some Accounts with the nsfw written about the minors of the smp, would you mind helping me get people to report them?

Oh Jesus Christ

Yeah we’ll help

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Y/N: Why is Phil doing the laundry so loudly?

Wilbur: To let everyone know that nobody helps him in this house

Philza: Slams the washing machine door

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Y/N: Hey Phil? I dont feel good... Do you have any medicine?

Phil: Back in my day, we just died

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You: all pets deserve to live forever

DreamXD: and you mortals do not?

You: absolutely not.

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Karl: TAG! [shoves you]

You: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?

Karl: it’s a game called tag!

You: yeah well tag just broke a fucking rib.

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You: hey you guys wanna play hide and go seek?

Billiam: Whats hide and go seek???

You: it’s a game I just made up

Billiam: then why’d you say it like I knew what you were talking about

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DreamXD: no offense but it’s like an actual nightmare in here

You: haha yeah

DreamXD: WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS IN COMIC SANS

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Yoghurt: it’s my birthday today, I’m 3!

You: OH- happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear-

Yoghurt: YOGHURT!

You:

You: for real?

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You: and this is my cat, Techno.

Techno: wont that be confusing?

You: no piglin techno, Techno here is very nice

Techno: ..

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Techno: I’m so tired of my name

You: your name shall now be lobstergod338

Techno: ...I love it

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Techno: didn’t you hide in Tommy’s house to scare him for 3 days?

You: No!

You: it was 5.

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You: I hate horses. They’re too tall and pretend to care about others feelings.

Techno: they do care.

You: They do not!

Techno: they want to help you

You: THEY DONT. THEY WANT TO RUIN ME

Techno: listen-

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You: one of these days I think I’ll just start my own smp, I can’t do shit with all these governments

Techno rushing towards you: LEMMIE ASK YOU SOMETHIN! LEMMIE ASK YOU SOMETHIN!

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You watching the lmanberg vs smp war from your balcony: why are there hamilton kinnies in my front yard?

You watching manberg happen: oh my god the Hamilton kinnies got exiled

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Any of you fuckers who main tag and gonna meet my god damn hands

We said once and we will say it again

Do not fucking main tag

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Any war happens in the smp:

You, the author of the newspaper: god fucking dammit

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Techno: How petty are you?

You: I once edited a Wikipedia page to win an argument I was wrong about