[stydixa]

What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death? No, just death, isn't that enough? CLUE (1985) Dir. Jonathan Lynn

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3

[anthropoetics]

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

[mdlunit]

Never in my twenties did I imagine that my thirties would be so much better when it came to sex and my ability to attract men.

[mdlunit]

Update from my (mid, yikes!) 40s: ability to trap hotties in my chest hair still going strong.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch (1080 p)

[mdlunit]

I’m having a hard time dealing with all of the news so here’s an out of touch Thursday palate cleanser.

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[mapsontheweb]

U.S. counties that have more LGBT people per capita than the national average

[megoosa]

habitable zones

[modogoblin]

[lycaniums-room]

*makes another silly little poster*

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak

[harrisonthefulgurite]

[universalstudent]

[love2bfit]

Biggest bedroom fantasy?

Getting 10 hours of sleep.

[kristina100000]

i love when people repost funny tik toks here im never downloading tht stupid fucking app you are my little messenger pigeons

[tuesdayalissia]

wow!

[papapupi]

Are you fucking kidding to me?

[donaldgloversnephew]

This is...THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long

[sacred-portal]