Cyndi Loafer

what do you mean youre "at" loaf

[me-at-loaf]

[me-at-loaf]

[kosmia]

Jolene Lai, Unit 51 (from the series Amplify), 2022

[me-at-loaf]

Dolly was right

Jolene is an absolute unit

[loudlyunladylike]

saw a boat today that looked so soft and so lonely, if I was stronger maybe I would write a poem about her

[loudlyunladylike]

[me-at-loaf]

saw a boat today

looked so soft and so lonely 

poem about her

[me-at-loaf]

[lelouch]

[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[vermillion-tones]

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

[pheygele]

this is one of my favorites for sure

[courtnashe]

Back when this site truly was lawless.

[sexhaver]

[kristina100000]

*parks horribly in front of your house* i love you so much

[red-twist]

you freaking killed my petunias

[me-at-loaf]

[rubysapphrald]

the macking cheese post changed my life

[rubysapphrald]

[dead--sound]

I’m replaying heavy rain in preparation for Detroit become human and I very much enjoy it

[slavery]

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

[alladoreqi]

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[slavery]

[naradreamscape]

RUBIK NEED MAP

P L E A S E

HUUAAHGYUHUARGHUARGHAGH KAH

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

told my six twin brothers that if they park their jeep grand cherokees on the driveway out of birth order they’re getting keyed

[angelicguy]

heh... let's just say my friend mr benjamin might change your mind

*puts a 100 dollar bill down*

and my friend mr abe

*puts a 5 dollar bill down*

and my other friend, mr george washington

*puts a dollar down*

oh, and my other friend, george washington

*puts another dollar down*

and my other friend, ol GW

*puts another dollar down*

oh whats that? it's mr george washington again

*puts another dollar down*

and look at that, mr lincolns coming back

*puts down a penny*

and have you played monopoly?

*puts down a monopoly dollar*

because it's time to stop playing games

*puts down the car from monopoly*

[delmondo]

[notvoid]