You Lovely Sack Of Flesh, You

Welcome to my uncoordinated mess of a blog.

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

the annual christmas Grim

[karrakazz]

Ive been employing the east coast version of "let go of what does not serve you" which is something like "well whats this shit doing for me anyway"

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[kingrauru]

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

Oh Shit it’s The Skunch

dr suess’s how the skunch stole shitscram

[dadjokesbutgay]

Oh sweet Satan what is this

[audpaints]

GUYS every year around Christmas I show my dad (who is not on the internet) the Skunch. He always thinks it’s hilarious. Literally the best thing he has ever seen.

Look what he made me this year!!!!!

This thing is an 8lb slab of wood he carved and painted! High art!!!!

[re-homophobic]

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

[killfridge]

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

[pangur-and-grim]

he tore out his own eyes after seeing God

[pangur-and-grim]

they didnt let me decorate cookies this year...

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[svartibaldur]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thanks to tumblr the phrase "loyal eunuch" has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?

out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[pukicho]

I'm just an ugly homunculus who happens to enjoy the finer things in life

[dailytenkoappreciation]

Guys lets all accept being chopped and unc and enjoy life

[pukicho]

I know I just called myself an ugly homunculus but don't lump me in with you

[budgetmoth]

Group hug.

[pukicho]

You two hug

[freakoutgirl]

Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

[punkitt-is-here]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

[tired-stressed-trying-my-best]

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[fly-chicken]

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

[fly-chicken]

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

[intrinsicklutz]

I need y'all to know that he’s not just a part of the shows, Ryan Creamer is a Co-Executive Producer of Game Changer. Legend.

[kosmogrl]

[taylortut]

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU