the annual christmas Grim
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occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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the annual christmas Grim
Ive been employing the east coast version of "let go of what does not serve you" which is something like "well whats this shit doing for me anyway"
Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.
hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up
Oh sweet Satan what is this
GUYS every year around Christmas I show my dad (who is not on the internet) the Skunch. He always thinks it’s hilarious. Literally the best thing he has ever seen.
Look what he made me this year!!!!!
This thing is an 8lb slab of wood he carved and painted! High art!!!!
I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself
It's a shame they aren't making music anymore
the cursed amulet stays ON during sex
i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too
he tore out his own eyes after seeing God
they didnt let me decorate cookies this year...
I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital
actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao
That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest
thanks to tumblr the phrase "loyal eunuch" has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?
out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me
I'm just an ugly homunculus who happens to enjoy the finer things in life
Guys lets all accept being chopped and unc and enjoy life
I know I just called myself an ugly homunculus but don't lump me in with you
Group hug.
You two hug
Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot
you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace
Update from the man himself
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.
He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw
By the way, the topic he was presenting was
‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’
I need y'all to know that he’s not just a part of the shows, Ryan Creamer is a Co-Executive Producer of Game Changer. Legend.
i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU