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this bitch empty, TWEET
Well this is just entirely in character for both of them.
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
Someone had a crush on you, was totally secretely in love with you, dreamed at you at night and you have no idea
A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!
“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”
“Why?”
“To make Karen look like a bitch.”
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak..
Pregat = fertile Pragnet = 1-3 months Pregnart = 4-5 months Pregonate = 6-7 months Pregante = 8-9 months Pregananant = overdue
When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree
who’s super tired raise ur hand. i would raise mine but I’m too tired
boyfriend: is that my shirt? me: you mean OUR shirt???
@thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
“little things” are like going out for ice cream or getting her flowers unexpectedly, not a $300 makeup palette.
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These cute dog snapchats will make your day
If i cry infront of you, i’m really hurting. I hate crying infront of people. I feel weak, like i’m begging for sympathy and thats just not me..
@thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
human brain: but what if i’m bothering them? what if they don’t really like me? what if they’re laughing at me behind my back? what if they get tired –
monkey brain: like friends. trust friends. friends good