Timing is everything...

Sandra.19. Norwegian. Writer. Obsessed with languages. INFP. Hufflepuff? Nerd. 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[nudityandnerdery]

Well this is just entirely in character for both of them.

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someone had a crush on you, was totally secretely in love with you, dreamed at you at night and you have no idea

[writing-prompt-s]

A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!

[toy-dragon]

“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”

“Why?”

“To make Karen look like a bitch.”

[justbadpuns]

Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak..

[animalsnaps]

[nintendette]

Pregat = fertile Pragnet = 1-3 months Pregnart = 4-5 months Pregonate = 6-7 months Pregante = 8-9 months Pregananant = overdue

[princesstigerbelle]

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

[imanes]

who’s super tired raise ur hand. i would raise mine but I’m too tired

[animalsnaps]

boyfriend: is that my shirt? me: you mean OUR shirt???

@thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

[theanimalmemes]

“little things” are like going out for ice cream or getting her flowers unexpectedly, not a $300 makeup palette.

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[babyanimalgifs]

These cute dog snapchats will make your day

[justcatposts]

[memewhore]

[animalsnaps]

If i cry infront of you, i’m really hurting. I hate crying infront of people. I feel weak, like i’m begging for sympathy and thats just not me..

@thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

[z-nogyrop]

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

[lesbirdan]

human brain: but what if i’m bothering them? what if they don’t really like me? what if they’re laughing at me behind my back? what if they get tired –

monkey brain: like friends. trust friends. friends good