local ant wizard

any (tme) | late 20s | Occasionally shitposts in broad daylight. Hi there! I'll just use this to dump doodles and reblog random things. You can ask my ocs things if you want! (just go through the "my ocs" tag) All of my drawings and similar things are tagged with "my art stuff" if you'd like to take a look. No one must know I am a tiny dragon impersonating a human...

[toy-dragon]

Info:

My games: dragonstoybox

Looking for my old (very old) 5e homebrew? Here: The Persona User

Anyways thats it ✌

[andhumanslovedstories]

I think a lot of people’s ideas about the innate qualities of Men and Women are actually just someone’s opinion on their dad and mom.

[toasthaste]

when (some orb-weaver?) spiders are hungrier they build/adjust their webs so the strands are more taut, meaning the web is more sensitive, and smaller prey than normal will make it vibrate (every bite counts when you're starving!). but ALSO: if you station a well-fed spider on a web that was built by an extremely hungry spider, that spider will go capture the kinds of tiny bugs that the looser web it would have built itself wouldn't have alerted it to. they outsource the decision-making for which prey to go after to their web! they just adjust the settings til they seem about right for the moment and then go along with whatever the web picks up. "the spider will eat whatever it's aware of, and it sets the bounds of its awareness by spinning different kinds of webs." that's so cool....

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[crowttore]

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[ozdical]

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[transjinako]

[catboybiologist]

[bebsi-cola]

[a post about the police where they're called pigs because they're a detestable sort]

the notes: aww noo i thought you meant the animal they're so cute and nice they're just little guys, don't be mean by using them as an insult

[a post about how dogs are valued more than women, disabled, black and brown people, or where you call some bigot a dog bastard]

the notes: yes but dogs!! you have to care about them too. they're so cute and nice they're just little guys, don't be mean by using them as an insult

[bebsi-cola]

you people care more about comparison to an animal being used as an insult than you do about actual slurs

[five-thousand-loaves-of-bread]

same thing happen to me when talk abt dogs & cats who get animal buttons that say words when press get more attention n aww n positivity vs communication disabled especially nonverbal nonspeaking disabled children n adults still without AAC & discouraged from access to AAC in every way

[princessdraconic]

i should have been cultivating a cult around me fuuuuck i could be having shrine maidens pouring casks of wine into my mouth every fucking day i could have reshaped the agriculture in this region to facilitate this but now there's a kingdom and shit and they want me dead for melting knights

[were--ralph]

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

[were--ralph]

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

[were--ralph]

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

[were--ralph]

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

[were--ralph]

exactly

[arturer]

(x)

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[bisexualgoth]

monday affirmations

- i am not tired

- eight hours is not that long

- i slept well the night before

- the only reward for hard work is more work

- i feel well rested

- the 40 hours workweek will collapse in my lifetime

- i definitely got enough sleep

[talonabraxas]

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

[ca314159bara]