local ant wizard

any (tme) | late 20s | Occasionally shitposts in broad daylight. Hi there! I'll just use this to dump doodles and reblog random things. You can ask my ocs things if you want! (just go through the "my ocs" tag) All of my drawings and similar things are tagged with "my art stuff" if you'd like to take a look. No one must know I am a tiny dragon impersonating a human...

[toy-dragon]

Info:

My games: dragonstoybox

Looking for my old (very old) 5e homebrew? Here: The Persona User

Anyways thats it ✌

[duckdotcom]

getting home from work at the end of a long day and putting away my briefcase, changing out of my suit and tie, changing into a different suit and tie, and pulling out a separate, identical briefcase before sitting down at my computer and, with meticulous keystrokes, logging into tumblr dot com

[naanviolent]

[intosnarkness]

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

[sandersstudies]

Right after I reblogged this I found out a friends’ mom was hospitalized — this is such a good reminder

If you can, provide disposable plates/utensils and save them from doing dishes — when my husband was diagnosed with cancer, bulk paper products were our most appreciated gift

[tammykaos]

✨🦄🐬🦖🌊 I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYY✨🦄💖💕🐟🐬

[copperbadge]

Liszilla Frank

[twinktorturer]

feeble delicate dignified and middle aged twink. and hes crying while getting railed

[stargazersasha1]

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

[stargazersasha1]

mature content

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[flying-potato2]

probably the most damning example of tumblrites not actually caring abt the wellbeing of children is how readily they leap at the opportunity to praise institutions like the catholic church for the most benign shit without a seconds thought to the millions of children who have been raped and/or murdered by said institutions. but yea, sure, that random girl online with a kind of icky kink is the real enemy whos the real danger to children lets all cheer for the pope.

[cursedpinterest]

[mangosteen]

[sealsandlacenet]

crushing my whales brain (he’s gotten too smart, gotta give him a little brain damage to keep him silly)

[charl0ttan]

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

[realshy]

like this i think

[charl0ttan]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[beltsquid]

:(

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[niyarest]

[jvhdb]

Pee your pants fish boy

this was a harrowing ask to read while eating sardines in only my underwear

[catcrumb]

[eldritchbauble]

Still trying to live a normal life while being traumatized is worthwhile because it makes it so you can sometimes get to genuinely enjoy things, but this doesn't stop the sludge in the background from giving your good memories a sinister aura.