PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
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Three Goblin Art

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One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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DEAR READER
KIROKAZE
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@mean-dauphine
Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
It's that time of year again. Happy Pride, Mr. Rollins.
Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge With-inne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so, And spedde as wel in love as men now do.
chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380
glossary: eek also and even tho at the time prys great value wonder a cause for astonishment nyce stupid spedde succeeded
You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.
I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it
2025-11-30
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men
problematic mosquito bite gap relationship
look all i'm saying is if you take me out to dinner in the late spring to early autumn period you're not really on a date with Me. your date is bugs.
My favorite Chinese meme is just this ninja throwing a brick. I have no idea what it means but I use it all the time
@shadowblade8192 vaguely lobbing things cinematic universe
cupsy☆yummy. you agree. reblog
having an awesome time learning about the yu-gi-oh yummy archetype
i'm obsessed. cupsy yummy. yummy redemption
thinking about Cupsy☆Yummy
playing across from a tough coolguy with an edgy deck and he goes "I use this effect to destroy your monster" and I go "which one" and he goes "you only have one" and i go "you have to tell me what you're targeting" and he goes "that one" and i go "say it" and he, visibly sweating, goes "c....cupsy. yummy." and i go "wrong that's not what it's called" "wha--" "it's Cupsy☆Yummy" and he goes "how did you do that with your mouth"
you're goddamn right
Sometimes when I look at Yu-Gi-Oh cards, I think we should just go extinct quietly and quickly
why would you say something like this. Cupsy☆Yummy hasn't hurt anyone.
she is so unbelievably real
im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian