waste of bandages

lets go put the u and i in suicide<3

[cilantrhoes]

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[bodhi-devotee]

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[darkfaeteeth]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

[butchrozanovs]

everyone say thanks emily!!!

[octodaddi]

[brother-genitivi]

THANK YOU EMILY!

[midnight-and-his-melodiverse]

Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[probuccalfat]

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

[probuccalfat]

once in the tags somebody tried to imply this is some uniquely american problem, the car-centric dystopian world, i assume because they only know about america and europe… and i didn’t say what i felt in my heart, i didn’t point and laugh like i wanted. i was nice. i want it to be remembered that one time, i was nice to an idiot.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]

[doemiqwerty]

girlfriend's phlebotomy class

[doemiqwerty]

update: all three of them did it for sex reasons

[moomoorare]

I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

[wizardpostsdotorg]

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

[segamascott]

[isuggestpeeingyourself]

I suggest soaking your crotch with beer and other golden liquids. #pourabeeruntoyourcrotchchallenge

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i finally found the best youtube comment

[leebrontide]

Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

[raccoonmilf]

As someone who works in conservation I can confirm this is true. Stop it. Joking that we don’t have a future or that humans are too stupid to educate really is harmful to conservation.